We've all been there. Swiping left and right far into the night. Some say hey, some say hi, and others - others say much more than that. With some of the most insane, hilarious and hilariously terrible pick-up lines ever

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Tinder has proven to have a lot more power than we thought. More people than ever are downloading the little fire app to get themselves a bae (or two). But how do you get there? How do go from a right swipe to a hubby/wife? Well, look no further. Here are some of the most amazing pick-up lines we've gotten on Tinder. And yes, we swiped right. 

Wow you're beautiful. Would you ever wanna go halfsies on some fries and a kid? 

It's a yes from me!!

Are you my appendix? Because I don't understand how you work but there's this feeling in my stomach that makes me want to take you out. 

That sounds serious. We'll need to operate ASAP.

Oh you golf? That's funny, there are usually fores on the course, not tens. 

Caddy, pls.

I'm trying to figure out how to pronounce your name but I think I'm just going to call you bae.

Fine by me, that was my nickname in college.

Did you know cuddling releases the same psychological reaction as pain killers? 

Don't you worry bout that antidote.

Hi there cutie! 

*no response* 

Wow this is so us. Me, doing all the talking. You, just looking adorable. 

Bravo. Just great.

You know what the best thing about elevator jokes are? They work on so may levels. 

Aw, you're already fluent in dad jokes!!

Are you into guys who do karate or are you basic? (Please don't be basic)

Definitely not basic, karate is t I g h t.

You look like the GOAT and I wanna feed you by hand 


You wanna fuck?


I'm trying to help my buddy sell his F150. I'm sorry if you wanted to have sex.

A common mistake

I was thinking we build a Hot Wheels track and spend the weekend watching the cars go around. 

I mean, who could say no to that?!

Are you a woodshed project? Because I'd like to spend hours nailing you before I show you to my parents

A fun tbt!!

Still wanna hang out Thursday?

*no responce*

Okay cool, maybe another time.

*no responce*

We're taking it slow. I like that.

Persistence baby, so key.

I want to be the Joe Biden to your Barack Obama. Basically, wear shades, look cute, and make you bracelets all the time.

I pledge allegiance, to this match.

I'm trying to take up this new hobby. You basically go to restaurants, bars, or activities a couple times a week. Hold hands, make-out, eat together. I think it's called dating? I've never done it before so I don't know if I'll be any good, so it'd be cool if you'd try it with me.

Eloquent and effective.

Forget nudes, send pics of your medicine cabinet. I wanna see what kinda psycho I'm dealing with here.

Direct! And positive!

I'm sure you get this a lot but you look like a mix between Fergie and Jesus

Worrisome..yet flattering??

You, me, Friday. A box of wine and a 6-pack of KD's finest. 

A lifestyle I can respect.

Rogers56834 - that's the wifi password. I figured you'd ask for it later.


Hey, I'm just heading over to Whole Foods real quick. Want me to pick anything up?

A stroke of Master of None genius.

You like burritos eh? Makes sense. You are what you eat and you're avoca-dope. 

Winner, gagnon.