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7 Ontario Places With Names So Dirty You Can't Help But Blush

You'll have to pull over at these spots!
7 Ontario Places With Names So Dirty You Can't Help But Blush

Wait, what did that say? Have you ever seen a sign on the side of the road that’s so funny you have to pull over and snap a pic? Well, as it turns out, there are plenty of Ontario places with truly hilarious and sometimes dirty names. So, if you need a good LOL right now, we’ve rounded up a few of the most suggestively named spots in the province and they’re sure to make you blush. 

Now, you’ve probably heard of a little town in Newfoundland called Dildo, but with spots like Cockburn Island and Crotch Lake, Ontario's dirty name game gives the East Coast a run for its money. 

So if you’re looking for new road trip ideas for you and the squad, why not put some of these R-rated places in your GPS? 

Because, in addition to bearing somewhat provocative names, many of these Ontario destinations are also quite beautiful. 

We’re talking waterfalls, lakeside views, the works. Not to mention the hilarious selfies you’ll score next to the road signs you encounter. 

You might not be able to go on a dirty name tour right now, but you can sit back and scroll through for a laugh.

Balls Falls

Address: 3292 Sixth Ave., ON

Why You Need To Go: No, we're not talking about male puberty. Not only will this name give you a chuckle, but Balls Falls Conservation Area is full of beauty for you to discover.

Crotch Lake

Address: North Frontenac, ON

Why You Need To Go: When else do you get a chance to go swimming in the crotch? This place has seriously stunning views and amazing camping opportunities.

Cockburn Island

Address: Manitoulin District, ON

Why You Need To Go: This place might sound pretty painful for some of our readers, but in fact, it's actually been considered one of Ontario's most important islands because of its conservation importance.


Address: London, ON

Why You Need To Go: Not too big, not too small, just Middlesex. It might not make much sense, but we still chuckle.


Address: Bigwood, ON

Why You Need To Go: If Balls Falls brings back memories, and Cockburn Island makes you wince, we imagine the residents of Bigwood are pretty proud.

Hardwood Lake

Address: Hardwood Lake, ON

Why You Need To Go: Similar vibes to Bigwood here, except that it seems the residents are a tad more excitable.

Big Beaver House 

Address: Big Beaver House, ON

Why You Need To Go: Possibly the most Canadian name on this list. Is this where the big beavers grow? Twins well with Bigwood, too.