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10 Types Of Girls You'll Definitely Meet At Calgary Bars

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Calgary has a quite unique nightlife. The type of girls you'll meet at a Calgary club or bar are unlike any other. And I do have to say, we are a damn good time. However, that being said, you need to be prepared for the type of girls you will meet at a Calgary bar.

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We are obviously the life of the party and an interaction with one of these types of girls could make your entire night a night to remember. Or if you are one of these girls... keep doing you. girlfriend! Here are 10 types of girls you'll definitely meet at Calgary bars, keep an eye out - we can be a little crazy.

The Cowgirl

Age: ..all of them, honestly.

Location: Cowboys, Ranchman's

This girl is a regular at Cowboys or Ranchman's, and she will definitely be able to two-step better than you. Her look is never complete with a cowboy hat or a pair of cowboy boots. She's born and bred Alberta, and the prime of her life is Stampede Week.


The Dancefloor

Age: 18 - 25

Location: Jimmy's, Murmur, Marquee, Commonwealth

This girl isn't just a dancer, she IS the dancefloor. She makes it to the club early to open up that dancefloor and you'll never catch her off of it. She'll dance to every song, no matter what. She won't wanna dance with you, at all - she has her own plans, bud. Sometimes she'll bring her friends and they'll get in Formation. Did you guys choreograph this?


The Aritzia Girl

Age: 18-22

Location: The basement of Commonwealth

10/10 chance this girl will roll up with her girl squad, all dressed as a cohesive, monochromatic unit. You'll often wonder what her life is... does she have bills? How does she wear a $200 silk slip to the club? What’s her secret?


The Basic B

Age: 18 - 25

Location: Cowboys, National, by the bar at Marquee, the couch in the bathroom at commonwealth... basically every club the city has to offer.

Every club has them, and boy, do we love them. At least half of her Instagram feed are photos of her on the commonwealth couch, and odds are she’ll ask the bartender if they have sangrias. She will happily accept a drink if offered to her. She’s a good time, a better dancer, but somehow always ends up getting lost by the end of the night.

The Tank

Age: 18-25
Location: National, Mill St, anywhere there's a bar...
This girl's liver can take a beating. You'll usually find her throwing back shots or chugging beers and she somehow is barely tipsy. She's probably the coolest girl you'll ever meet. But you're still questioning how she isn't unconscious.

Little Miss "White Girl Wasted"

Age: 18 - 25
Location: Marquee, Commonwealth, Jimmy's
This girl was drunk of her ass when she got to the club. She's had one too many shots and feels the need to scream every time a song she likes comes on. She'll repeatedly say "Oh my god, I love this song! You're wondering if it's safe for her to be walking in those heels and if her ankles are okay... or perhaps she's lost the shoes by now. You're half judging her, half wishing you were on her level.

The Mother Hen

Age: 20+
Location: Wherever "Miss White Girl Wasted" Is.
Usually found around Miss White Girl Wasted and those alike. Trying to keep everyone together and off the floor. Often found holding hair in the bathroom. Basically, the chaperone to all her overly drunk friends. She has no time to talk.

The Snapchatter

Age: 18-22
Location: Every club ever... there's always one.
You always know when this girl is going out. Her night consists of her snapping her bottle service, her shots and lip-syncing to songs you can barely hear because the bass is too loud. She probably has a Lumee Case that is on all night and her phone is constantly in the air. You're often left wondering... does her arm get tired?

The Hype Bae (a.k.a. the "groupie")

Age: ?????

Location: Jimmy's, Marquee, PURE, Commonwealth, etc etc etc...

You don’t know how, but this girl is always behind the DJ booth. How did she get up there, you wonder to yourself. However, all this curiosity is put to rest when you see her in action. She hypes up the crowd better than the actual DJ, and it’s clear that she owns the DJ booth. She also manages to make it in every picture from the night...


The girl who honestly just came to have a good time.

Age: 18+
Location: Anywhere and everywhere

This girl is judging all of the above. She is probably the most normal person there. She's probably regretting wearing heels this high, but otherwise, she's all good. Buzzed but not super drunk. She is aware of her surroundings and just came out to drink, dance and hang out with her friends. However, the bane of her existence is the guys that keep trying to ask her for her number.


Co-Written By: Delainey Lockett 
Clara Jaide Foodie, makeup enthusiast, and Instagram addict. Religiously binge watches House and Gossip Girl every other month. ig: @clarajaide

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