Brutally Honest One Sentence Descriptions Of 11 Alberta Universities
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It's that time of year again. Back to school is creeping upon us, and what better way to get ready than to find out what brutally honest description sums up your school?
Of course all of Alberta's schools are super incredible, and all known for great things. They all also have their quirks, which are worth poking fun at. Check out the list, and see if our descriptions match yours:
1. University of Alberta
Where everyone wants to go, but not everyone gets accepted.
2. Athabasca University
Where you go when you're not totally committed to the idea of uni, or you wanna get an education from at home with no pants on.
3. University of Calgary
If you go here, you make sure you tell everyone you meet, because apparently, it's the biggest deal ever 👀.
4. University of Lethbridge
Where you go to get an education in beer pong.
5. MacEwan University
Constantly being undermined by U of A, but still just as good.
6. Mount Royal University
Business/Aviation students in suits vs. everyone else.
7. The King's University
There's probably a guy playing "Wonderwall" on guitar somewhere on campus, at all times.
8. Concordia University of Edmonton
Where you end up if you think U of A is too big, but you still want to go to school in Edmonton.
9. SAIT Polytechnic
You'll go in super dedicated to being an engineer, and come out super dedicated to beer.
10. Northern Alberta Institute of Technology
Your only goal is to get your degree, and get rich.
11. Alberta College of Art & Design
Current struggling artists, future struggling art teachers.