When we get caught in our own thoughts when we're walking alone, we get a lot of startling revelations. I do, in fact, spend too much of my tuition money on Tim Horton's bagels and yes, I am too unfit to walk up the UC stairs.

Carleton's a big school. There's a lot rushing through our heads when we're trying to walk past people in the tunnels or when we're online shopping during a lecture in the Minto Centre. Here's some of the thoughts you probably have when walking through its halls (and tunnels).

1. Oh it's the University Centre stairs again. *ties up shoelaces and stretches*


2. I suppose I could take the elevator.


3. Or go to the gym.


4. Maybe I can get a bagel at the first floor Timmies first.


5. How much of my OSAP money do I have left though?


6. Bagel it is.


7. It's November. I'll take the tunnels to class so I don't freeze to death and die.


8. Why is it so warm in here. Is that the ceiling dripping?


9. I wonder what the people who painted the art on the tunnel walls are doing now.


10. *Beep* Oh, a tunnel taxi.


11. It probably would have been faster to walk to class outside.


12. But I could have froze to death and died too, so.


13. Maybe I should have gotten another bagel at Timmies.


14. Does CU Wireless even exist?


15. *Shows up to the lecture* I guess I'll just open up my laptop and see what's happening on Facebook.


16. *Lecture ends* Solid Facebook session and I did some online shopping too.


17. I'll head to the bus I guess. Which involves going outside again. Help.


18. It's 5:25. Why am I even attempting to get on the bus.


19. Maybe if I stand at the edge of the sidewalk I'll be able to get in the bus first.


20. Why do all these people have to be here.


21. We need a new plague.


22. Oh, there's an Out of Service bus pulling up. *Anxiously waits to see what number it is*


23. Nope, it's still out of service and it's driving away.


24. Bye.


25. I'm gonna go check the times and look busy.


26. Oh, shit, it's a 111.


27. Why are you driving past me. I was perfectly aligned on the sidewalk to get in the bus.


28. K, people calm down. The bus isn't going anywhere. But seriously move too.


29. I want a seat. Please.


30. *Enters the bus and looks around for seats* There's the seats at the front, but do I want to risk it?


31. *Beep beep beep* Nope a baby in a stroller is coming in. You're not even old enough to study here.


32. Well, at least I actually got on the bus.


33. *Takes 3 hours and 40 stop signs to actually leave the campus.

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