Every girl/guy we swipe right (and left) to on Tinder has their own quirks. It's what makes us go on that first date or delete our Tinder profile entirely. So, what if some of Ottawa's landmarks set up their own online dating profile to show off their quirks and personality?

Here's what nine of them would look like if they had their own Tinder profiles:

via @marina_wren

The Ottawa River // Age: 3,000,000

"Dirty as they get."


via @jaimie.franchi

The Centennial Flame // Age: 50

“I'm the type of guy your mom warned you about. Is it just me or is it getting hot in here?”


Photo cred: Twitter

Rideau Street McDonald's // Age: 28

"Not looking for hookups."


via @paul_p4

Parliament // Age: 90

"Tall boys only pleeeeease ??? 302'6''. Burnt to the ground and rebuilt myself out of the ashes. True, north, strong and free✌️️"


via @ausscott

Maman // Age: 18

"Not actually 18. 17. Introvert. Not your ordinary kinda girl. Don't be too scared to message me first :)"


via @pfcanada

Chateau Laurier // Age: 105

“Beautiful inside and out. Au naturel. My plastic surgeon sucks.”


via @dwmccorm

The O-Train // Age: 18

"Not actually 18. I like to take things slow #Ontrack2018 :)"


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Samuel de Champlain Statue // Age: 102

"FR/CA ???? Just in town visiting. Show me around?"


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