For most of us, sleeping with our celebrity crush would be a dream come true. Yet according to a few sources, many of these famous dreamboats may not be all that they're cracked up to be.

While it's extremely tacky to publicly shame an ex for poor lovemaking skills, we have to admit that it is pretty fun to read some of these stories. From Katy Perry to Colin Farrell, here are 10 celebrities who have been accused of being bad in bed.

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10. Brody Jenner

According to his The Hills co-star Kristin Cavallari, sleeping with Brody Jenner is "very vanilla." She added that they "didn't really do anything outside of the box."

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9. Hugh Hefner

Hugh Hefner's ex, Crystal Harris, spoke to Howard Stern about her relationship the Playboy billionaire. According to the model, Hefner only lasted 2 seconds in bed and never undressed for sex.

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8. Paris Hilton

The Backstreet Boys' Nick Carter spoke about his experience in bed with the socialite. “She was a drunken prude who as far as I can see did not really like sex," he said. "She relied on drugs and drinks to give her confidence in the bedroom and was more often than not too wasted to even perform.”


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7. Colin Farrell

Woody Allen's former au pair claims to have slept with Colin Farrell and didn't give his lovemaking skills the best reviews. "He comes across as a tiger on screen, but behind closed doors he’s as wild as Mickey Mouse," she said. "Maybe he has lots of women because he's not that good in bed. Maybe they don't want to stay."

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6. Nick Lachey

Lachey's ex-wife Jessica Simpson reportedly claimed that Lachey had a small package, and that she regularly faked orgasms when she was with him.

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5. 50 Cent

A groupie who made it back to 50's room dished about her lackluster experience with the actor. “All of a sudden he started acting real shy, like he was scared or something. And he was saying corny lines like ‘you know I really like you’ … After a couple of minutes of that, I had to tell him – are we going to get it popping or are we going to talk….I couldn’t believe it – here was 50, supposed to be all tough, acting like a 14-year-old boy..."


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4. Madonna

Madonna's ex Guy Ritchie apparently had a problem with Madonna's rigorous exercise routine, and apparently claimed that hooking up with her was like "cuddling up to a piece of gristle."

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3. Charlie Sheen

According to his ex-wife Denise Richards, Sheen was a selfish lover and would even insist on watching porn while they were together.

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2. Tiger Woods

The philandering golf pro was described as one of his many flings, Jaimee Grubs, as being "horrible in bed."


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1. Katy Perry

Russell Brand spoke about his lack of interest in sex with his ex-wife, Katy Perry. "When you’re a monk, you’re not allowed to have sex with anyone," he said. "When you’re married, it’s one person. That’s one more than a monk. It’s not that different. I’d be having sex thinking, ‘Think of anyone, anyone else."

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