Classes are back in session, which means that students are flooding back into the city and quickly falling into old routines.  Aritzia has debuted their newest fall collection and Starbucks has finally launched their pumpkin spiced promotions. And don't even bother trying to resist following the masses this September. It's inevitable that you will fall victim to at least one of these #BasicBitch tendencies as you head back to another year of school in the 6ix.

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1. You brag about the amazing summer you had to all your university friends.

Veld may have been rained out...but that won't stop you from showing off the insta of you looking hot in your rave bra and telling everyone how insane your molly trip was.


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2. You Splurge On An Eaton Centre Back-To-School Binge

...Thank you, Mom & Dad. 


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3. You Post An Obligatory "Back to the Books" Instagram at the Public Library

Let's be honest though, you'll probably spend more time at Balzac's complaining to your friends about your liberal arts work load than you'll spend actually working on your assignment.


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4.  You Ditch Class To Go To School

No, we're not talking about the academic institution. We're talking about the diamond of all drunk-brunch spots in Liberty Village. The absolute best way to feed your frosh week hangovers.


 5. You Fangirl Over TIFF Celebrity Sightings

Both students and stars alike return to Toronto in September. How can anyone focus on economics readings when Johnny Depp may be roaming around King St.? 


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6. You Discover A New Wave Of Campus Crushes

Be wary of Freshmen that look like Grad students. If you're looking for a potential Sugar Daddy don't settle for a Splenda Spender.


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7. You Eagerly Await Goose Season

Seasons seem to change almost instantly in Toronto. Transitioning from summer habits can be hard, but  #BasicBitches are known to break out their fall style staples faster than Cabana can upload last weekend's bikini baring album.


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8. You Use The Subway As Your Personal Mecca Of Gossip

Monday morning commutes are instantly enhanced with a few friends and a scoop on the weekend's best drama.


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9. You Invest In A Fitness Membership That You'll Probably Never Use

...and a whole new workout wardrobe from Lulu. The RAC gym and school sweats are obviously beneath you.


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10. You Post 100+ Second Snap Stories Of Your Frosh Week Nights Out

Likely to include a selfie of you and the Uber driver you just befriended, a "reunited and it feels so good" pic of you and your roommates, and a close up of your meal at The Lakeview with a 6a.m time stamp.

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