WayHome is fast approaching and it's bound to be one of the best festivals Toronto has to offer this summer season. With headliners like Arcade Fire, M83, FKA Twigs, The Arkells, Keys & Krates and much more you'll be sure to meet a variety of different characters this Wayhome.

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1. The Flower Child

She thinks she's an effervescent goddess of love and light, but in reality, she's actually just a wasted 20 year old wearing a Dollarama flower crown, a beaded necklace and some American Apparel high waisted shorts dancing to Metric, but go on, let her live out her fantasy.


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2. The Homeless Looking Hipster

He's unkempt, his hairs a mess, his shirt has holes in it, his beard is a sight to behold, he's here to see Unknown Mortal Orchestra and he literally looks like he just climbed out of a dumpster, but.. you're still oddly attracted to him.


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3. The Knockout

No, I'm not talking about the hot blonde in the crowd on some dudes shoulders that every guy is gawking at, but there are plenty of those at WayHome. I'm talking about the guy who's literally passed out on the lawn completely KO'd while his friends are bopping to Tory Lanez. Shhhhh, let him sleep.


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4. The Music Snob

His favourite genres are Serbian Turbofolk and Neo Psychadelia. He's here for that obscure band that no one really knows or cares about, and he doesn't like their "hits".... only the deep album cuts. He also looks and acts like a complete douche.


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5. The Drug Dealer

These are the guys who inconspicuously sidle up next to you and pretend to befriend you before attempting to sell you illicit drugs. What they’re attempting to sell you also isn’t kush… it’s parsley.


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6.The Phone-aholic

She's spent her weekend Snapchatting, Instagramming and scouting out every photo opportunity that could ever exist. She literally knows none of the headliners and doesn't care in the slightest, she's here to impress her 1600 loyal and dedicated followers.


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7. The Pill Popper

They're going OFF to Keys & Krates set, and it looks like their eyes are about to pop out of their skulls. They're mowing on their hubba bubba like they're a cow chewing cud and it's quite possible their jugular is about to burst from sheer adrenaline.


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8. The Girl Who Lost Everything

Including her dignity. Her flower crown is busted, her mascara is running, she has one shoe on, she lost her phone, and she can’t find her friends to save her life. But somehow she still has time to run into the crowd to twerk when Major Lazer plays Bubble Butt.


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9. The Fashionista

She's wearing some combination of hoop earrings, dutch braids, thigh highs and a knock off Tommy Hilfiger bandeau, she's the shit, she knows she's the shit, she's flawlessly booty quaking to Rae Sremmurd and your low key jelly.


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10. The Meat Head

They usually travel in packs. These guys spent the last 10 months at the gym 6 days a week for this moment, and they are going to milk it for all it’s worth. Their biceps and pecs glisten, their triceps and traps jiggle to a fro, and their personality makes you want to vomit.


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11. The Unprepared Camper

They haven't showered in 3 days, their greasy hair is stuck to their forehead, they're wearing the same dirt stained shirt that you saw them in 2 days ago, and they're always trying to bum a cigarette or a sip of water.


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