Canada is undeniably beautiful. To many outsiders, our country is a magical place where Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid rules over the land and humans live in unison with polar bears.

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But in actuality, Canada is just like any other country, with its own set of good and not-so-good qualities. Here are 13 brutally honest descriptions of each province and territory in Canada, as told through tourism postcards:

(Note: Inspiration for each slogan was taken from Reddit!)


Photo cred - maychau

BRITISH COLUMBIA - We got rain and weed!


ALBERTA - We fracking love it here!


SASKATCHEWAN - The plainest place on Earth (literally)


MANITOBA - Where it's winter all the time and my car won't start

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ONTARIOThe self-proclaimed centre of the universe


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QUEBEC - Toot de la froot


NOVA SCOTIA - Donair or die!


NEW BRUNSWICK - "Be... In this place" was actually our slogan once


PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND - If Canada was a redhead


NEWFOUNDLAND - Was once a newly found land


Photo cred - thewildrumor

YUKON - Visit us and we'll give you a klondike bar


NUNAVUT - Hard to colour in on a map but still fun to visit (we promise!)


NORTHWEST TERRITORIES - Not affiliated with Kim Kardashian's daughter


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