Canada is undeniably beautiful. To many outsiders, our country is a magical place where Prince Eric from The Little Mermaid rules over the land and humans live in unison with polar bears.
But in actuality, Canada is just like any other country, with its own set of good and not-so-good qualities. Here are 13 brutally honest descriptions of each province and territory in Canada, as told through tourism postcards:
(Note: Inspiration for each slogan was taken from Reddit!)
Photo cred - maychau
BRITISH COLUMBIA - We got rain and weed!
ALBERTA - We fracking love it here!
SASKATCHEWAN - The plainest place on Earth (literally)
MANITOBA - Where it's winter all the time and my car won't start
Photo cred – skypebookings
ONTARIO - The self-proclaimed centre of the universe
Photo cred - expedia
QUEBEC - Toot de la froot
NOVA SCOTIA - Donair or die!
NEW BRUNSWICK - "Be... In this place" was actually our slogan once
PRINCE EDWARD ISLAND - If Canada was a redhead
NEWFOUNDLAND - Was once a newly found land
Photo cred - thewildrumor
YUKON - Visit us and we'll give you a klondike bar
NUNAVUT - Hard to colour in on a map but still fun to visit (we promise!)
NORTHWEST TERRITORIES - Not affiliated with Kim Kardashian's daughter
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