O, Canada... You are so misunderstood. It's come to a point where several people (including some of your very own) don't even believe you exist. I guess you're just too much to handle. Here some things the world just doesn't understand about Canada
Justin Bieber And Hailey Baldwin Spotted Making Out At Toronto Maple Leafs Game
Crime means something different north of the border.
Like, reaaaaaally different.
Make fun of us all you want about maple syrup but we know that shit is liquid gold.
yeah sex is cool but have you ever poured maple syrup on snow
There is nothing more satisfying to Canadians than using Canadian change in American vending machines. Take that exchange rates!
It has bagged milk. And it's better in a bag.
Apparently, it's home to flying bears.
We hate been mistaken for Americans. Like HATE it.
Sadly, it no longer rains pennies from heaven or anywhere else here. Yup, Canada doesn't have pennies.
Even when we're mad we are polite about it.
Our beer is better than yours. Sorry/not sorry.
We pretend we don't get any snow and get insulted when people make snowmobile jokes. But then we get all the snow. Also, snowmobiles are fun.
And on the subject of snow ...
We only pretend to watch Canadian TV shows.
We hate how the rest of the world forgets about us. That is, except when you want to blame someone for Justin Bieber.
We not so secretly just recycle other country's street names. Do we also have a city named London? Yes. Does it also have a Thames river? Yes. Are we embarrassed by this? Uhhhh, what's that behind you ...
And when we try to come up with our ideas for street names we fail.
It's just too confusing overall!
... But forget the haters. Keep doing you, Canada!