Bridesmaids is life. It's probably one of the better comedies to come out recently. Pretty much every scene in the movie has been turned into a GIF, and it was able to garner Oscar nominations in 2012. For a comedy film, that's huge.

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A big part of the reason why it worked so well is because every line in the movie is applicable to everyday life to some degree. Surely, Torontonians can relate to a lot of the lines in the movie. Here are 18 hilarious quotes from bridesmaids that perfectly describe life in Toronto:


Your parents after you graduated from university:

"We would like to invite you to no longer live with us anymore."


On your current life status:

"I am in my 30's, I have 40,000 dollars in debt, I live with a weirdo..."

Photo cred - theodysseyonline


To American tourists visiting the CN tower:

"Hello fellas, here I am, put your American sausage in my [Canadian] McMuffin."


On the upcoming Pride celebrations:

"I'm reaaady to paaartyyy!"


When you have drunk munchies but The Lakeview's already closed for the night:

"This should be open. It's Civil Rights. It's the 90s."


On Toronto YouTuber Lily Singh:

"I feel like her life is going off and getting perfect, and mine is just like..."


Being on the phone while you're on the 501 Queen Streetcar:

"I'm sorry. I'm surrounded by savages."

Photo cred - getyarn


On a statue at Ireland Park:

"You don't wanna look right at it. It's too aggressive"


When you finally drive past a cyclist that's been slowing you down on the Bloor:

"Auf Wiedersen, asshole."


Hitting on a girl at Wildflower:

"You are more beautiful than Cinderella! You smell like pine needles, and have a face like sunshine!"


Explaining your night to your boys the day after failing to pick-up that girl from Wildflower:

"I cracked a blanket in half. Do you get where I'm going with that?"

Photo cred - cosmopolitan


On Toronto supermodel Nick Bateman:

"I'm glad he's single because I'm going to climb that like a tree."


At Mildred's Temple Kitchen:

"You wanna get back in that rest room and not rest?"


On being a Toronto foodie:

"Physically, I don't bloat. It's a gift."


On the self-control of a Toronto foodie:

"Look at that f***ing cookie!!!"


Trying to get into Lula's Lounge for free:

"I'm with him. I'm... I'm Mrs. Iglesias."

Photo cred - Tumblr


Running into someone at Union but you're in a rush:

"This is so awkward. I really want you to leave, but I don't know how to say it without sounding like a d*ck."


On every day Toronto living:

"Help me I'm poor."


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