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Torontonains are a creative and intelligent bunch. Unsurprisingly, we're responsible for a lot of the awesome things in the world, as well as some not so awesome things. Want to know some of the ways Toronto has left it's mark on the planet? Read on.
Buckley's Cough Syrup
Inventor: William Knapp Buckley
That's right son, the world's most awful-tasting-but-effective cold medicine came from right here in Tranah. To this day, you can find their headquarters up in Mississauga.
Inventor: Harold Oswin
Harold Oswin, an employee at Neilson Dairy, brought Crispy Crunch into the world by submitting his idea for a chocolate bar with peanut butter in the middle of it to a candy bar making contest (how awesome does that sound?). He won $5 for it, but at least he helped make the world a more delicious place.
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Inventor: CBC Television
Obviously, if instant replay came into existence in Canada, it would have to do with hockey. It all started during a Hockey Night in Canada broadcast, when one of the producers decided to use a kinescope to play back some of that sweet, sweet action for the viewers at home.
The electron microscope
Inventor: J. Hillier, A. Prebus, E.F. Burton
The majority of the practical data we're able to observe about organisms too small to be seen by the naked eye got its start at U of T, where Hillier, Prebus, and Burton rolled in to change the science game forever.
The Jolly Jumper
Inventor: Olivia Poole
Poole was part Ojibway, and grew up watching people in her family putting babies in papooses. Once she'd gotten a baby of her own, she remembered how much babies love being slightly suspended from the ground, and put together the world's first Jolly Jumper for him, using a diaper and a harness.
Inventor: Thomas F. Ryan
This may not come as too much of a shock, since this game can only be played in Canada. Ryan invented this game for a customer at his bowling alley who complained that ten-pin bowling was too much work. This dude was massively committed to customer service.
Inventor: Alfred J. Gross
The sexiest of all communication technology, brought to you by Toronto.
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Inventor: Nestor Burtnyk and Marcelli Win
When: Early 1970s
Key frames, for you laymen, are the significant frames that define major movement in any animation. So next time you're watching Bob's Burgers, remember that this wouldn't be happening to you if your home town didn't rock as much as it did.
Inventor: John James McLaughlin
It's not a huge stretch to imagine that Canada Dry comes from Toronto, given our love for industry and carbonated beverages (I honestly have never seen anyone drink Perrier outside of this city).
The Whoopee cushion
Inventor: JEM Rubber Co
FART, you guys! It sounds like FART! Good to know humour wasn't any more sophisticated in the 1930s.
Inventor: Frederick Banting and J.J.R. Macleod
Still saving the world, Torontonian scientists are responsible for figuring out that insulin is what the body uses to regulate its blood sugar, and extracting it for the use of people with diabetes.
Inventor: Avid Life Media
If it weren't for these guys, how would you have that discrete affair you've been itching for? Thanks to Avid Life Media for helping destroy marriages, one suspiciously nice new cologne at a time.
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Inventor: Frederick Tisdall and Theodore Drake
Pablum was developed at the Hospital for Sick Children in Toronto, and was marketed to help protect kids from rickets and other nasty diseases by providing them with lots of vitamin D. People still give it to their babies today, that's how much it revolutionized the baby food game.
Inventor: MDA Space Missions
Canadarm is the series of robotic arms that space shuttles use to grab and manipulate objects floating out there in the big nothin'. Since space is like, the coolest, there is no reason why this is not the best shit you'll hear today.
The electric lightbulb
Inventor: Henry Woodward
That's right ladies and gentlemen. Woodard invented the first basic light bulb concept, then sold it to Thomas Edison (you know, that Thomas Edison) five years later so he could tweak into the light bulb idea we have now.
Inventor: W.R. Franks
Ye boy, going off of that space theme: U of T is where the first space suits were invented. Like there wouldn't even be astronauts if it weren't for Toronto.
Inventor: J.J. Wright
Yep, despite the fact that our streetcars are slow and squeaky as hell, we've actually had plenty of time to get them right. Toronto is where the concept of electric railways was first put into practice, so we did indeed give the world streetcars (and I guess trams if you're being British about it).
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Inventor: Norman Breakey
Weirdly enough, this is the one I'd heard most about before researching this article. Canadians are really fucking proud that they brought the world paint rollers for some reason, despite them being the least exciting thing on this list.
Inventor: Riyadh and Yania Bawa
The story goes that a cat in Roncesvalles gave birth to a hairless kitten, and the Bawas took it in, which is nice. Why they then decided to try and breed it into what would eventually become the most demonic-looking breed of cats in existence is beyond me. Look at that thing. Fucking monster.
Inventor: John Hopps
Hopps' original external pacemaker design- which came into the game at Toronto General Hospital- is the reason we have these life saving devices today.