Photo cred - Rupert Aquino

Who are we kidding it's all about street cred really. Especially in a city like Toronto. You either have it or you don't. It's not something you can learn or pick up on a sunday afternoon. You may acquire it after many years of living here or you might just have it from the get go.

 1. You're unfazed by naked people


2. You jaywalk without looking both ways


3. You don't even flinch when cars honk at you


4. You have some sort of vintage bike


5. You act like nothing is ever a big deal, excitement is so lame


6. You live south of bloor


7. You refuse to go north of bloor


8. You only drink Americanos


9. You only drink Americanos from Jimmy's coffee


10. You once saw a lady give birth on the streets and you were all like "meh whatevs"


11. You don't have a blog, you are that cool


12. You drink PBR in random alleys


13. You run with Rob Ford's crowd


14. And you don't brag about it


15. You get up at the very last minute when getting off the subway


16. You would never go to a blue jays game


17. Yet you wear at blue jays hat (in all fairness it totally goes well with your tattoos)


18. You're friends with a bunch of people who run tattoo shops


19. You know people in fashion


20. You know people in the "industry"


21. You party on monday nights


22. You give hipster bartenders as much attitude as they give you


23. And you get way better service this way


24. You never talk about crazy people on the streetcar


25. You're over it


26. You think banh mi boys is very average


27. You've heard of narcity ;)

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