6 Types Of Drunk You'll Get Depending On What You Drink
Whiskey gets you frisky.
Alcohol has the magical ability to change a person completely. One moment you'll be hiding in the corner, next thing you know you're dancing on the bar.
Have you realized the type of alcohol you drink affects your night out? Well there is truth behind it all because different booze gives you different moods.
Before going out, choose your alcohol accordingly based on where you are and who you're with. To help you make this decision, take a look at this list of 6 types of drunk you'll get depending on what you drink:
Freshman 15, comes from no other then beer. People end up drinking more beer because it isn't as strong as other alcohol but it can get you really f*cked up if you drink an excessive amount. There are many activities that make drinking beer so much fun and encourage drinking. Beer pong, flip cup, slap cup, keg stands etc... If you can't understand what someone is saying, they've most likely drank a 24.
Beer is cheaper
It keeps your kidneys healthy
You'll most likely be bloated and gassy.
Too much beer = hello beer belly.
Yes, you can taste the difference between good and cheap vodka. The sh*tty type of vodka burns your throat like rubbing alcohol, especially when you're taking shots. Expect a loud and fun person that is down to do anything if they're vodka drunk. And please, keep your vodka in the freezer (it tastes so much better.)
40% alcohol is better then 5%.
Some people can get drunk off 5 shots
Dances on tables
A mild hangover
One of the reasons people love drinking wine, is because they think they look classy drinking it. Wine is safe and reliable but the spins can hit you out of no where. It has the ability to cheer you up when you are down but it can also drown you in tears. Best part of it all - no one will judge you for having a glass of wine mid day (perhaps a bottle over lunch)
Your parents won't think you're an alcoholic
Wine and cheese events are the best
Netflix and wine?
Can cause headaches
White girl/boy wasted
You'll fall asleep anywhere
Whiskey is a popular choice for dark liquor and sometimes things can get out of hand. People tend to be aggressive and turn into a completely different persona when they consume an excessive amount of whiskey. They'll most likely get into a physical fight or verbally insult the easiest target. There's a serious love-hate relationship between whiskey and people.
It can help you loose weight
There's a huge variety
Improves immune system
Irrational decision making = ex.streaking
You might have problems down there gentleman.
Party is here! For most people, tequila comes at the end of the night when they're already drunk but they don't realize it. And tequila doesn't come in single shots, they all come together. You have shots after shots after shots and BAM - you black out.
Tequila is an upper
It makes people happy
You'll bond with strangers
You'll be that savage party monster
Eyes are half closed
A blackout is guaranteed
Can lead to a one night stand
Those bubbles can cause a whole lot of trouble. Champagne seems innocent and all, but once you mix it with other alcohol, game is over. Good luck getting out of bed the next morning because champagne gives the worst hangovers. However, you'll get from 0 to 100 really quick and have plenty of fun drinking champagne. The carbon dioxide absorbs alcohol into your blood quicker, consequently allowing you to get drunk faster.
You'll be classy and sassy
A bottle should be enough
Guaranteed a jolly attitude
Worst hangover EVER
You'll have sticky hair from champagne showers the next morning