70 Brutally Honest One Sentence Descriptions Of Basic Girl Names - Narcity

70 Brutally Honest One Sentence Descriptions Of Basic Girl Names

Sara - Psychopath.

Basic or not, your name can say a lot about the type of person you are.  For example, every hypothetical douchebag out there is always referred to as Chad and every hypothetical princess is always Becky.  Nobody has ever told a story about how nerdy Chad started a charity, and how shy Becky likes to stay in on Friday nights.

Sidenote:  If your name is Becky or Chad you're probably great, you just have a bad rep.

Before you start reading, I feel the need to establish that this article is a joke.  No, not all Lindsays care too much about brunch, and not all Saras are psychopaths (except in my case, because wtf am I doing with my life?????).  Regardless, before you DM me highlighting how offensive I have been, please just remember that I didn't base my description on you, it was probably just based on some girl I drunkenly met in a bar bathroom and decided she was my best friend for the next 20 mins.

Anyways! Enjoy, and keep doing you.  

Amanda

Constantly asks the bartender "What's the cheapest shot???".


Amber

Enjoys taking provocative progress pictures and posting them on her fitspo Instagram.


Amy

Spends a lot of time creeping people she doesn't have on her friends list on Facebook.


Ann

One time got bangs and instantly regretted it.


Ashley

Convinced that by drinking copious amounts of vodka sodas, she is still making a healthy decision while at the bar.


Bailey

Has an obsession with dry shampoo and makes a mean grilled cheese.


Becca

Has been talking to the same Tinder guy for like a year but refuses to meet him in person.


Beth

Had a weird phase with some very tragic hair extensions,  but you never told her because she was too nice.


Brittany

Boss ass bitch that will probably become a CEO.


Charlotte

Gets more emotional about seeing a cute dog than having problems in her own personal relationships.


Claire

Probably won't read this article because she is busy AF.


Christina

Hated her high school job at a grocery store and is overly nice to everyone because of it.


Cassie

Artsy in the best way possible and fears her Visa bill.


Chelsea

Kind of a bitch, but also somewhat iconic.


Courtney

Wifey material, will have a ring by the time she is 24.


Danny

Newly vegan and overly proud of it.


Denise

You probably have a cousin named Denise and she is likely your second favourite out of all of them.


Emily

Actual nutcase (especially when drunk), and will completely understand all your hangover food cravings.


Emilie

One of those people that get 100% on every exam she "didn't" study for.


Emma

Really enjoyed the quote"live, laugh, love" in 2008.


Erin

Always has a good boyfriend that everyone loves.


Fiona

The most iconic character on Degrassi, also makes tasty/trustworthy mix drinks.


Gillian

Thinks certain memes are a lot funnier than they actually are, but we put up with her.


Hailey

Queen of Tinder and #1 in our hearts.


Hannah

Puts off doing laundry for so long that she will wear dirty socks multiple times.


Heidi

Somewhat uptight, but can be fixed with half a bottle of wine.


Holly

Way too perky for real life.


Isabell

The girl who is completely unphased when she loses all of her friends at a Music festival.


Jessica

Funnier than you expected, and will kill you if you try and borrow her clothing.


Jenifer

100% Evil.


Jaclyn

Great hair, but is still very humble about it.


Kate

Social butterfly, will dance like a dad at a house party if provoked.


Katie

Sassier than you thought, but you're obsessed with it.


Katherine

Batshit crazy, in kind of a good way.


Kaleigh

Really enjoys her hometown bar, maybe too much


Kenzie

Straightened her hair too much in grade 11 and has regretted it ever since.


Kelly

Has a good handle on this whole "adulting" thing.


Kim

Your mom's favourite out of all of your friends.


Kristin

Used to be a hot mess in high school but has recently become super successful (strange).


Kylie

Always the short girl.


Kristina

Always has the most appropriate gif ready for all group chat situations.


Lily

Likes all the music you have never heard of.


Lindsay

Cares too much about brunch and is unintentionally funny.


Linsey

Hates the taste of all alcohol but pretends to enjoy Rosé.


Laura

A bit of a mess, but always seems to make the right career moves.


Lauren

Major girl crush material.


Marissa

Nerdy and embraces it, sometimes too much.


Maddie

Posts Snapchat stories on Facebook that usually make you cringe.


Mel

Never has her phone charged, and always insists on using your phone for Google maps.


Meagan

Most underrated person alive, this girl will always have your back.


Meaghan

Makes a wild road trip playlist.


Michelle

~!* "I'm a total bro... lol! _*$~~


Nicole

Makes her friends take way to many pictures of her looking at the ground before heading to the bar, but still ends up with a flasless photo.


Olivia

Other people get personally offended if you shit talk about Olivia.


Paige

Loves dad jokes, will be your fun plus one for last minute events.


Patricia

The mom of the group.


Rebecca

Somewhat insane, but you find her Snapchats more interesting than the average person.


Sara

Psychopath.


Sarah

Vegan Psychopath.


Sabrina

Would bail you out of jail and then probably take you out to brunch.


Samantha

Great girl, but will always ask how many calories something has (annoying).


Stephanie

Is that person that is "always cold".


Stefanie

Will make you cry your winged liner off from laughter.


Taylor

Cares too much about tacos.


Tiffany

Very chill, also has the nicest clothing out of all your friends.


Val

In PR, and emails you too often.


Victoria

When you first met you hated her, but then realized she's a way better person than you will ever be.


Vivian

Made everyone start calling her "Viv" in grade 7 but it never really stuck.


Wendy

Hates her parents for naming her wendy. UGH.


Whitney

Has a mean drunk voice.

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