70 Brutally Honest One Sentence Descriptions Of Basic Girl Names
Sara - Psychopath.
Basic or not, your name can say a lot about the type of person you are. For example, every hypothetical douchebag out there is always referred to as Chad and every hypothetical princess is always Becky. Nobody has ever told a story about how nerdy Chad started a charity, and how shy Becky likes to stay in on Friday nights.
Sidenote: If your name is Becky or Chad you're probably great, you just have a bad rep.
Before you start reading, I feel the need to establish that this article is a joke. No, not all Lindsays care too much about brunch, and not all Saras are psychopaths (except in my case, because wtf am I doing with my life?????). Regardless, before you DM me highlighting how offensive I have been, please just remember that I didn't base my description on you, it was probably just based on some girl I drunkenly met in a bar bathroom and decided she was my best friend for the next 20 mins.
Anyways! Enjoy, and keep doing you.
Constantly asks the bartender "What's the cheapest shot???".
Enjoys taking provocative progress pictures and posting them on her fitspo Instagram.
Spends a lot of time creeping people she doesn't have on her friends list on Facebook.
One time got bangs and instantly regretted it.
Convinced that by drinking copious amounts of vodka sodas, she is still making a healthy decision while at the bar.
Has an obsession with dry shampoo and makes a mean grilled cheese.
Has been talking to the same Tinder guy for like a year but refuses to meet him in person.
Had a weird phase with some very tragic hair extensions, but you never told her because she was too nice.
Boss ass bitch that will probably become a CEO.
Gets more emotional about seeing a cute dog than having problems in her own personal relationships.
Probably won't read this article because she is busy AF.
Hated her high school job at a grocery store and is overly nice to everyone because of it.
Artsy in the best way possible and fears her Visa bill.
Kind of a bitch, but also somewhat iconic.
Wifey material, will have a ring by the time she is 24.
Newly vegan and overly proud of it.
You probably have a cousin named Denise and she is likely your second favourite out of all of them.
Actual nutcase (especially when drunk), and will completely understand all your hangover food cravings.
One of those people that get 100% on every exam she "didn't" study for.
Really enjoyed the quote"live, laugh, love" in 2008.
Always has a good boyfriend that everyone loves.
The most iconic character on Degrassi, also makes tasty/trustworthy mix drinks.
Thinks certain memes are a lot funnier than they actually are, but we put up with her.
Queen of Tinder and #1 in our hearts.
Puts off doing laundry for so long that she will wear dirty socks multiple times.
Somewhat uptight, but can be fixed with half a bottle of wine.
Way too perky for real life.
The girl who is completely unphased when she loses all of her friends at a Music festival.
Funnier than you expected, and will kill you if you try and borrow her clothing.
Great hair, but is still very humble about it.
Social butterfly, will dance like a dad at a house party if provoked.
Sassier than you thought, but you're obsessed with it.
Batshit crazy, in kind of a good way.
Really enjoys her hometown bar, maybe too much
Straightened her hair too much in grade 11 and has regretted it ever since.
Has a good handle on this whole "adulting" thing.
Your mom's favourite out of all of your friends.
Used to be a hot mess in high school but has recently become super successful (strange).
Always the short girl.
Always has the most appropriate gif ready for all group chat situations.
Likes all the music you have never heard of.
Cares too much about brunch and is unintentionally funny.
Hates the taste of all alcohol but pretends to enjoy Rosé.
A bit of a mess, but always seems to make the right career moves.
Major girl crush material.
Nerdy and embraces it, sometimes too much.
Posts Snapchat stories on Facebook that usually make you cringe.
Never has her phone charged, and always insists on using your phone for Google maps.
Most underrated person alive, this girl will always have your back.
Makes a wild road trip playlist.
~!* "I'm a total bro... lol! _*$~~
Makes her friends take way to many pictures of her looking at the ground before heading to the bar, but still ends up with a flasless photo.
Other people get personally offended if you shit talk about Olivia.
Loves dad jokes, will be your fun plus one for last minute events.
The mom of the group.
Somewhat insane, but you find her Snapchats more interesting than the average person.
Would bail you out of jail and then probably take you out to brunch.
Great girl, but will always ask how many calories something has (annoying).
Is that person that is "always cold".
Will make you cry your winged liner off from laughter.
Cares too much about tacos.
Very chill, also has the nicest clothing out of all your friends.
In PR, and emails you too often.
When you first met you hated her, but then realized she's a way better person than you will ever be.
Made everyone start calling her "Viv" in grade 7 but it never really stuck.
Hates her parents for naming her wendy. UGH.
Has a mean drunk voice.