82 Brutally Honest One Sentence Descriptions Of Basic Boy Names - Narcity

82 Brutally Honest One Sentence Descriptions Of Basic Boy Names

Vince - meathead with a heart of gold.

Basic or not, your name can say a lot about the type of person you are.  For example, every hypothetical douchebag out there is always referred to as Chad and every hypothetical princess is always Becky.  Nobody has ever told a story about how nerdy Chad started a charity, and how shy Becky likes to stay in on Friday nights.

Sidenote:  If your name is Becky or Chad you’re probably great, you just have a bad rep.

Before you start reading, I feel the need to establish that this article is a joke.  No, not all Gregs are total divas, and not all Taylors love EDM.  Regardless, before you DM me highlighting how offensive I have been, please just remember that I didn’t base my description on you, it was probably just based on some dude I worked with back when I was 14.

Anyways! Enjoy, and keep doing you.  

Adam

Still talks about his high school football team even though he graduated 6 years ago.


Aidan

Downloaded the entire discography of Wu-Tang Clan after hearing one song.


Alex

A true hero when it comes to being the last minute designated driver.


Alexander

Always had a hard boiled egg for lunch in grade school.


Andrew

Self-proclaimed handy-man.


Anthony

Almost a little too perky for real life.


Austin

Your mom's favourite out of all of your friends.


Ben

Will watch romcoms with his mom if asked nicely.


Brad

Loves a good vodka cran, especially after 12 beers.


Bradon

Has been talking to the same 3 Tinder girls for 6 months.


Brendan

Tried being vegan for 2 weeks and failed miserably.


Brody

Your friend's (way hotter) older brother.


Blake

Has impressively good music taste and should always be in charge of the aux chord.


Chad

Everyone writes him off as a douche because his name is Chad.


Charlie

Really liked the pizza Lunchable as a kid.


Christopher

Googled you minutes after meeting you.


Chris

More willing to spend money on sneakers than tuition.


Carter

Still makes "blaze it" jokes when its 4:20.


Dan

Your friend's new boyfriend who drives a huge truck.


Damien

Takes his work as a club promoter VERY seriously.


Dave

Great at small talk, but will instantly get socially awkward when any conversation lasts longer than 5 minutes.


Derek

Pees in the shower at other people's houses.


Dean

Your dad thinks Dean is "absolutely hilarious".


Edward

Sparkly vampire.


Ethan

Looked way better with a beard, but unfortunately shaved it.


Eli

The ex-boyfriend your parents still ask about.


Eric

The friend you always call to fix your internet/printer at 11 PM on a Sunday.  Sorry Erik.


Evan

Get's more excited about a nice dog than the average person.


Frank

Probably the name of your dad's best friend.


Freddy

Accidentally likes extremely old Instagram posts on a semi-regular basis.


Geoff

Is no longer amused with how people pronounce his name wrong "as a joke".


Greg

Can be a bit of a diva.


Graham

Is the absolute worst at replying to text messages.


Hayden

The guy who would paint his entire body for a school football game.


Henry

Has an iron liver, which sometimes terrifies you.


Hunter

Absolutely insane.


Isacc

Can't grow facial hair to save his life. :(


Jacob

Met his current girlfriend via Instagram DM.


Jake

Clingy when drunk.


Jason

So smart that you have to google certain words he uses.


Jeff

Thrives off making people a little but socially uncomfortable.


Kaleb

Biggest sweetheart, and will never let you pay him back for a coffee you owe him.


Kyle

Likes to recite facts he learned off Reddit.


Kris

100% Evil.


Kevin

One of those people that get 100% on every exam she “didn’t” study for.


Kenny

Most humble guy you will ever meet.


Liam

Complains more often than he thinks.


Logan

TyPeD LyK Dis On MSN~~!* in 2005.


Lucas

Is really into the whole "eat, sleep, rave, repeat" thing.


Mathew

Would not let you cheat off of him during spelling tests in public school.


Matt

Loved his frosted tips in grade 7.


Mark

Says he likes siracha a lot more than he actually does.


Mason

Is far too familiar with the friend zone.


Michael

The friend that would never invite you over to their house, so you always had to invite them over to yours.


Nash

Is really sad that Vine is dead.


Nathan

Really wants you to come to his band's show on Tuesday, but leaves out that you'll have to pay cover.  - No thx Nathan.


Noah

That guy you talked to for over a year but never actually dated.


Nick

Has never paid you back for that one Uber.


Nolan

Always had the coolest cottage growing up, and is a self proclaimed grill master.


Oliver

Has a voice for musical theater.


Oscar

Laughs about the same joke for 10x longer than the average person.


Owen

Worked at a landscaping company and thinks your dad is 'so awesome'.


Parker

Spends a lot of money on his truck and does not wear a shirt at music festivals.


Patric

Hosts a pretty good pre-drink.


Paul

Could eat all 3 meals at Tim Hortons and would be totally okay with it.


Peter

Always first picked in gym class.


Quin

Your friend's younger brother that always told on you for underage drinking.


Quincy

Will probably end up owning a company and have a fleet of luxury vehicles within the next 10 years.


Ryan

The best boss you ever had, and will always supply you with a killer letter of recommendation.


Robert

Always knows about cooler bars than you do.


Riley

Some guy from your high school that you constantly see in your hometown but never actually talk to.


Sam

Has a really great girlfriend who you almost like more than him.


Sean

Very underrated human, and one of the funniest people you will ever meet.


Stephen

The ideal person to binge watch Netflix with.


Steve

Went to art school and is now kind of a dick.


Taylor

Loves EDM / Festival Season / Light Shows.


Tom

Is an absolute animal when drunk.


Tyler

Is very trustworthy when it comes to TV series recommendations.


Tim

Had an unexpected 'scene kid' phase in high school.


Vince

A meathead with a heart of gold.


Victor

Has killer Instagram captions.


William

A little over emotional, but still a great guy so we all put up with it.


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