Toronto pride is officially underway and the gays are rejoicing for it is the most wonderful time of the year. If it's your first pride, you're in for an alarmingly fun weekend full of dancing, celebrating and ki'ki-ing. Consider this list fair warning. At pride, anything goes. Here are a few things that will definitely happen to you.
1. You'll sweat
Whether you're baking in the heat of the July sun at the parade or you're twerking your ass off, it's most definitely getting a lil' steamy.
2. You'll dance your ass off
You'll vogue, strut, grind, sashay, twerk and SERVE for the gods.
3. You'll do way too many shots
There's a slight chance that amidst this gay extravaganza you might bite off a little more than you can chew and end up 8 tequila shots deep on stage while a drag queen serenades you, or maybe you'll enter the best ass contest at Woody's..
4. You'll have a sexual awakening
There's a lot of gorgeous people out in the streets during pride. A lot of sweaty shirtless men bumping and grinding, and a lot of boobs everywhere. With so much eye candy it's difficult not to get a little aroused.
5. You'll see a lot of nudity
As I said earlier at Pride anything goes. So don't be alarmed if you see a pair of assless chaps or maybe even a full frontal or two.
6. You'll get hit on
Whether it's a friendly wink, an ass grab, a pickup line, or an invitation to an orgy, either way, embrace it.
7. You'll make new friends
It doesn't matter where you from, who you love, what you do, or who you're with when it comes to pride, everyone's down to make friends.
8.You'll develop a passion for drag queens
If you weren't already fangirling over the fact that Naomi Smalls, Bianca Del Rio, Kim Chi, Ru Paul and Derrick Barry are in town this weekend, by the time you're through with pride, you will be.
9. You might even develop a leather fetish
There's some kinky shit going down during pride. You very well might see hardcore leather daddies strutting down the street, and you'd be lying if you said you weren't a little into it.
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