Photo cred - Amarpreet K

A$ap Rocky liked bad bitches, that was his fucking problem. And just like A$ap, Toronto's got some fucking problems too, actually 99 of them.

From the TTC, obnoxious blue jay fans, bad sushi joints, to pretentious restaurant owners Toronto has some issues to say the least.

Okay Toronto, let's vent. 

1. It's too hot


2. It's too cold


3. There's too much construction


4. People who complain about weather


5. People who complain about people who complain about weather


6. Taking a cab in rush hour


7. Taking a streetcar in rush hour


8. Our hockey team never wins


9. Hipsters...are a problem


10. Blogs like this one: spelling mistakes, grammatical errors & misinformation. Should result in capitol punishment


11. The horrible stench of garbage on garbage day (especially in the heat)


12. The stench of Chinatown always


13. Streetcars that are short turning BIG PROBLEM


14. This question in winter: to cab or streetcar?


15. Transfer that only work one way


16. Expensive as fuck monthly metro pass


17. The homeless people who accost you for change on queen street outside CAMH


18. Pretentious asshole servers at hipster restaurants


19. Our city is surrounded by beautiful places like Scarborough and North York...


20. Too much poutine


21. Bike lanes, expand/improve ‘em or nix ‘em!


22. Bars close at 2am


23. Restaurants that only take cash, motherfuckers


24. High Park is too far away


25. The lake water is dirty


26. Our street food scene


27. Too many restaurants, not enough time


28. The smell of weed in kensington market


29. The smell of body odour and cheese and fish in kensington market


30. We don't have a casino


31. There are way too many pointless festivals that interrupt traffic and transit routes (Nuit Blanche, Buskerfest to name a few)


32. Condos with views of other condos


33.  Strollers on streetcars


34. Too obsessed with food trends, brussels sprouts will always be brussels sprouts no matter how fucking fancy they are


35. Cab drivers who get irritated when you tell them you're paying with debit


36. People who paint their face blue in support of the blue jays


37. The price of beer at the blue jays game


38. Liquor stores aren't open late enough


40. Too many people dress the same


41. Ladies more excited about late night food than sex


42. 905ers puke on our streets on the weekend


43. The distillery district is far too expensive


44. Parking downtown


45. Too many hot yoga studios


46. There are no palm trees


47. Everyone has a blog and thinks there voice matters


48. Everyone is a food critic


49. Too many slow walkers on yonge street


50. Everyone is far too opinionated


51. People are to uptight, so what if I don't want to wear shoes or a top


52. Too many grammar nazis, chill people, go have some sex or something


53. The ROM is anti-climatic


54. The AGO is anti-climatic


55. The Bata Shoe Museum is anti-climatic


56. People aren't brutally honest


57. $5 sunglasses from kensington market that break when you look at them


58. Juice bars are too expensive


59. Baristas don't move fast enough


60. Driving thru the intersection at yonge and dundas


61. Taking a GO bus outside of the city and having to stand in the aisle


62. The smell of stale beer at bathurst and queen


63. Restaurants that don't take reservations


65. So many bars, so much money lost


66. Getting a cab in the rain


67. Taxes?!


68. Car horns, they must be silenced


69. Our subway stops running way too early


70. The all night yonge bus


71. Trying to walk thru the Eaton Centre


72. Going to the Eaton Centre to buy one specific thing


73. Trying to find someone who can ACTUALLY help you at the apple store


74. Waiting for buses that don't show up in the middle of the night


75. Experiencing the shitty food at the CN tower


76. Annoying students near Ryerson campus


77. Too many people wearing plaid


78. Too many cockroach infestations


79. Not being able to grow a hipster beard


80. Not being able to afford tattoos


81. Having to long of a walk between your apartment and the nearest grocery store


82. Living near a grocery store that isn't 24 hours


83. Having to find roommates on craiglists in order to get cheaper rent


84. Way too many events happening, how does one keep up?


85. You can't drink in the streets


86. You can't drink in parks


87. You can't be naked in public


88. Listening to people complain about traffic


89. It's not LA


90. We can't picnic on Toronto Island all year round


91. We are lacking in Tapas style restaurants...just kidding


92. We look up to people who smoke crack


93. We are too forgiving


94. We are too nice


95. There is a lack of pawn shops


96. It's too cold in the winter to enjoy the outdoor market at the distillery


97. Our pizza isn't very good


98. We don't have nut vendors on the street like New York


99. Your beer order is being judged

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