If you spend enough time on the internet, you'll eventually come across a piece of entertainment gold that makes all that "wasted" time worth it.

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Such was the case when I started to aimlessly peruse the world wide web the other night. At some point, I landed on an old forum on StudentAwards.com that focused on university stereotypes in Canada. The Canadian university scene, like America's, is a perpetual topic of conversation among the younger generation, so it's no surpise that the forum saw a lot of activity from online users across the country.

One user posted an entire catalog of jokes regarding how many students it would take from different Canadian universities to change a lightbulb. Some of the jokes may be a little bit outdated now, but they're definitely still hilarious at their core. Was your university mentioned? Find out below:

Q) How many Queen's students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) ONE, but it never really gets done. He holds the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around him.

Q) How many Ryerson students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) Haha,..trick question - Ryerson isn't a real university!

Q) How many Lakehead students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) None. Thunder Bay doesn't have electricity, remember?

Q) How many U of T students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) TWO. One to change the lightbulb and one to crack under the pressure.

Q) How many Algonquin students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) Only ONE. But he gets 6 credits for it.

Q) How many Laurentian students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) None. Sudbury looks better in the dark.

Q) How many Waterloo students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) FIVE. One to design a nuclear-powered one that never needs changing, one to figure out how to power the rest of Waterloo using that nuclear-lightbulb, two to install it, and one to write the computer program that controls the wall switch.

Q) How many Western students does it to change a lightbulb?
A) FIVE. One to change the lightbulb and four to find the perfect JCREW outfit to wear for the occasion.

Q) How many McMaster students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) TWO. One to change the bulb and the other to say loudly how he did it as well as any Queen's student.

Q) How many Carleton students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) TWO. One to change the bulb and one to complain about how, if they were at a better school, the lightbulb wouldn't go out.

Q) How many McGill students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) ONE. But SHE can't do it on Friday night.

Q) How many Brock students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) SEVEN. One to change the bulb and six to throw a party because he didn't screw it in upside down this time.

Q) How many Guelph students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) SEVEN. One to screw it in and six to figure out how to power it on manure. 

Q) How many Mt. Allison students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) FIVE. One to do it and four to be in the Macleans photo of it.

Q) How many UVic students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) None. Lava lamps don't burn out man!

Q) How many UBC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) FOUR. One to do it and three to translate the instructions.

Q) How many Laurier students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) All of them. They make it a campus affair.

Q) How many University of Manitoba students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) Ummmmm... Huh? There's a university in Manitoba?

Q) How many York University students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A) THREE. One to take directions from the science student, the science student and one to philosophise about life as a lightbulb.

Q) How many University of Ottawa students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A) ONE. She screws everything, why not a light bulb?

Source: StudentAwards.com

Needless to say, some of these really did hit the nail on the head!


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