Les 20 meilleures citations de Dr. House que tous les sarcastiques aimeront
Dr. House > tout.
Peut-être que tu n’étais pas au courant, mais je suis un peu
beaucoup . Comme beaucoup de gens, en fait. J’en ai une couple à mon actif : Criminal Minds, Scandal, The Big Bang Theory, How To Get Away With Murder, Unité 9, Jane The Virgin, Grey's Anatomy et j’en passe. Y’en a qui m’ont particulièrement marqué… Dont Dr. House. C'est davantage le côté énigmatique de l'émission qui m'a accroché, et ça n'a pas pris énormément de temps avant que je commence à réellement apprécier House en tant que personnage.
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J’suis sûre que je ne suis pas la seule à avoir aimé Dr. House, ni à être tombée en amour avec le personnage principal, Gregory House. Son humour sarcastique est tout simplement parfait!
Voici donc les 20 meilleures citations de Dr. House, selon moi.
P.S. : Elles sont toutes en anglais, mais j'suis pas mal sûre que tu vas les comprendre pareil!
It's a basic truth of the human condition that everybody lies. The only variable is about what.
Patient: Times changes everything.
House: That's what people say. It's not true. Doing things changes things. Not doing things leaves things exactly as they were.
People don't change. They just become more of who they really are.
Love and happiness are nothing but distractions.
Everything is conditional. We just don't know what the conditions are.
If you're not willing to look stupid, nothing great is ever going to happen to you.
You can think I'm wrong, but that's no reason to stop thinking.
There's no "I" in team. There's a "me" though, if you jumble it up.
If you can fake sincerity, you can fake pretty much anything.
If nobody hates you, you're doing something wrong.
Our bodies break down, sometimes when we're ninety, sometimes before we're even boring, but it always happens and there's never any dignity in it. I don't care if you can walk, see, wipe your own ass. It's always ugly. Always. You can live with dignity, we can't die with it.
Do I get bonus points if I act like I care?
Ma préf, ever.
Either God doesn't exist or he's unimaginably cruel.
The problem is, the world doesn't work that way just because you want it to.
Truth begins in lies.
This doesn't have to destroy your life. It doesn't mean anything about you. It wasn't your fault. You did nothing wrong. Statistically there was always a chance this could happen. The fact that it did happen doesn't change anything. The world doesn't suck any more today than it did yesterday.
You're afraid to change. You'd rather imagine that you can escape instead of actually try.
I take risks, sometimes patients die. But not taking risks causes more patients to die, so I guess my biggest problem is I've been cursed with the ability to do the math.
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Humanity is overrated.
Reality is almost always wrong.
Sources : HouseMD-guide