17 Surefire Signs You're Dating A Regina Fvckboy
Ladies, you've been warned.
We've all been there. We meet a cute guy that has a bad boy charm about him and we just can't resist. You've heard from of a friend of a friend that he's bad news but you choose to ignore the red flags and pursue it anyways. Eventually, you find yourself being the ugly crier in the bathroom at O'hans with a shady boyfriend that isn't worth your time.
I'm here to tell you it's okay, I've been there too. It's like a rite of passage in the dating world for us. We have to go through the shitty experiences so that we can look back and have a good laugh about them.
For the girls that have dated a Regina fvckboy in the past, this is a trip down memory lane for you. For the girls that are currently dating a Regina fvckboy, read this, have a laugh, and then dump his ass!
His friends have given him a nickname because of his shady behavior
You don’t want to ask what the story is behind it either. Chances are, his friends won’t even want to tell you.
He has multiple “girl friends” that you have never met before.
Spoiler alert: they’re past hookups he still flirts with and he doesn’t want them to know you exist.
He often uses date nights in as an excuse to “spend more time with you” but really he just wants to keep you under the radar.
There’s a reason he doesn’t want to meet up with your friends at O’hans.
He won’t ever make the effort to plan a real date.
If you want to go out somewhere, you have to plan it yourself and drag him along.
He thinks it's okay to break the rules during Craven.
“Babe, I didn’t do anything. She was the one that was all over me.”
He’s a completely different person when he goes out with the boys.
It’s a “boys only” night because he wants to flirt with every single girl in Regina.
He only tells you how much he likes you when he’s sloppy drunk.
You cave when he calls you to pick him up from Vic’s at 2:30 a.m., and then he proceeds to tell you how much he likes you and how much he missed you all night.
He has Tinder on backup for when you get into a fight and aren’t on speaking terms.
The reason you’re fighting in the first place is because he’s being shady.
He’ll ignore your texts for an entire night and tell you he fell asleep.
That’s a crock of shit.
He buys workout clothes from Gym Star Pro Shop and cuts them into sleeveless shirts.
It’s his way of saying, “hey girl, you like these hard pecs? I’m working on them for you.”
Hanging out at Gold’s Gym is his favorite pastime.
And he spends more time staring at other girls than actually lifting weights.
Phrases like ferda boys, bros before hoes, and side chick are frequently used in their vocabulary.
He has every intention of going to Gabbos to find a side chick and boast that it’s ferda boys.
He has a group chat with his guy friends where they share all kinds of dirty unmentionable things.
FYI: When he asks for nudes, he’s probably asking for his friends too.
His phone is a no-touch zone.
He will do everything in his power to make sure you don’t see what happens on his Snapchat.
If you do happen to see his Snapchat, there’s a good chance it’s something from one of his exes.
He likes to keep them in the loop when you’re not around.
He always tells you that you’re crazy for getting mad over his shady behavior.
Because it’s totally cool for him to blatantly flirt with every server when you go out for dinner in Regina.
He’s referred to as a sleaze bag by your girlfriends.
So you should dump him, end of story.