We have no idea who or what catapulted this incredible hashtag into the Twittersphere, but we are so here for it. Over the last few days, Twitter has blown up with #LittleKnownCanadianLaws - which are the furthest thing from real laws, and more like hilarious parodies about Canada's many quirks.

Hundreds of Canadians have joined in, tweeting about everything from our crazy weather, Canadian Tire dollars, hockey, beavers, poutine, and of course, our greatest musical accomplishment - Nickelback. 

Here are some of the funniest and most accurate #LittleKnownCanadianLaws, which we believe should definitely be made real.

Failure to comment on the weather in Canada is punishable by up to three seasons in prison or a maximum fine of $500 Canadian Tire dollars.

Poutine contains 100% of all four food groups in the Canada Food Guide. That's why Jean Chrétien invented it.

#LittleKnownCanadianLaws

July 26, 2018

Put raisins in butter tarts: 1-3 years.

Put pineapple on pizza: 5-10 years.

Put lettuce on a Donair: 20-25

Put ketchup on poutine: Life sentence, no chance of parole.#LittleKnownCanadianLaws

July 26, 2018

#LittleKnownCanadianLaws -
Buying artificial maple syrup is illegal.
It's either straight from the tree, or it's straight to jail!

July 25, 2018

It’s against the law to say you’re cold unless the temperature is below -20 degrees celsius. #LittleKnownCanadianLaws

July 25, 2018

#LittleKnownCanadianLaws
You are only permitted to pet your own beaver. Stroking someone else’s beaver is punishable by law. And playing with your beaver in public is frowned upon. pic.twitter.com/QGgjchTWun

July 25, 2018

#LittleKnownCanadianLaws
At a 4 way stop, if you arrive at the same time, the Moose always has the right of way.

July 25, 2018

#LittleKnownCanadianLaws As the United States cannot produce their receipt for Justin Bieber Canada cannot and will not accept a return, even for store credit.

July 25, 2018

Once an individual has been addressed verbally by an instigator with the word "buddy," he/she has the right to:
1) inform the instigator that he/she is not the instigators "buddy"
2) verbally address the instigator by the word "guy"#LittleKnownCanadianLaws

July 25, 2018

Any household that does not have a drawer stuffed with Canadian Tire money is subject to a fine of $2, payable in Canadian Tire Money. #LittleKnownCanadianLaws

July 25, 2018

#LittleKnownCanadianLaws you have the right to trial by hockey shoot out if the police don't apologize for handcuffing you.

July 25, 2018

#LittleKnownCanadianLaws all pets must play hockey pic.twitter.com/oLK7RnDPLj

July 25, 2018

#LittleKnownCanadianLaws
you have to accept tessa virtue and scott moir as the rightful royal couple

July 25, 2018

Messing up someone’s Timmies order is a capital offense. #LittleKnownCanadianLaws pic.twitter.com/bsUc7KfviL

July 25, 2018