Urban Dictionary is an online dictionary used to define slang words and phrases. On the website, users submit self-made definitions and others can dislike or like their posts. The definitions on the site are known for being hilarious and crude. Oh, and users are known for not holding back when submitting their controversial definitions. 7 Fascinating Things You Didn't Know About Ryan Reynolds (VIDEO) Some users decided to describe Canadian things like provinces, Canadian slang terms, and even a few celebrities and we've created a list of the best ones. READ ALSO: Canadians Will Now Be Able To Stream HBO Shows, Just Like Netflix, Without A Cable Subscription For The First Time Curious to see how different Canadian things are defined on Urban Dictionary? Check out some of the most savage and hilarious Canadian descriptions and all the iconic things that make up our country. View this post on Instagram Happy 151 Canada! The Halifax Harbour showcased the grand finale fireworks show to finish off another eventful Canada Day! . . . #canadaday #fireworks #event #holiday #halifax #landscape #landscapephotography #canada151 #night #bridge #city #cityscape #canadaflag #nightphotography #longexposure #composite #ohcanada #waterfront #harbour #finale #halifaxharbour #dartmouth #canada #novascotia #sonyalpha #gmaster #manfrotto @halifaxnoise @haligonia.ca @visitnovascotia @paradise.canada @igers_novascotia l @halifax_today @downtownhalifax @discoverhalifax @cbcns @destinationhalifax @imagesofcanada @narcity_halifax @1minutehalifax @explorethecoastns @canadatakeover @maritimeviews @sonyalpha @nsqualityoflife @engagenovascotia A post shared by Trevor Mount (@t_mount) on Jul 2, 2018 at 4:00am PDT Canadian "A great way to get your ass out of a sling if you are an American visiting a hostile foreign country. Afterall, who hates Canadians?" - by Dick driller, 1732 likes "An unarmed American with healthcare." - by hiqwertyhi, 376 likes Tim Hortons "The primary destination in the morning for 80% of Canada's adult population. Every community should have a minimum of two Tim Hortons. You go there so often, the employees already know what to order." - by canadianguyeh, 234 likes "A cult religion based on caffeine and baked goods. I swear they put something in that coffee." - by Beth Robertson, 799 likes View this post on Instagram Her attitude is kinda savage but her heart is gold . . . . . . . . . . . . . . #toronto #torontomind #canoncanada #awesome #love #art #nature #torontoclx #narcitycanada #streetsoftoronto #lovetoronto #6ixwalks #photography #travel #daily #photooftheday #beautiful #amazing #picoftheday #cntower #ttc #torontoart #wethenorth #lifestyle #canonphotography #blogto #trending #amazing #naturephotography #moodygrams A post shared by his.visions (@his.visions) on Oct 23, 2018 at 7:53am PDT Ontario "Most people from other parts of Canada think Ontarians are arrogant wankers that would sell their own mother for a quick buck or a blow job. However, most of these criticisms come from people with small penises and no balls." - by stewie, 1143 likes "A really bland province in Canada. Ontario’s culture is rooted in p*ssy loyalists that were too cowardly to stand up to the British during the American Revolution." - by Just don't like lame places, 106 likes View this post on Instagram Give thanks everyday for the land that we stole 🦃🔫 A post shared by ⠀⠀⠀ 🏌🏻♂️ (@ckris.james) on Oct 6, 2018 at 11:28am PDT British Columbia "Only province in Canada that Americans find worthwhile to visit. Only province in Canada where it takes 30 minutes to get from the beaches to the snow capped mountains. Makes Americans wonder what the other Canadians are doing out in Alberta and Ontario. Locals like to show off by windsurfing and snowboarding in the same day, just because they can." - by bill_y, 515 likes "Land of weed and hippies." - by Pillowpantsjoe, 47 likes View this post on Instagram -- There’s snow way to avoid this Winter weather, so I might have to hang onto Fall as long as I can. What’s your favourite thing to do in the Winter? I’m looking forward to capturing falling snow and late night skates on the canal. #myottawa #facesottawa #ottawaphoto #narcitycanada #livelovecanada #imagesofcanada #discoveron #explorecanada #fallrhapsody #fallfoliage #paradisecanada #tourcanada #canadasworld #reflectiongram #rhinocanada @canada A post shared by Chris Austin (@caustin89) on Oct 28, 2018 at 10:34am PDT Canada "Land of beautiful women, inexpensive hard liquor and polar bears." - by asef, 9433 likes "1) Where 14-year-old girls can walk home alone at 11:00pm. 2) Where Smarties and Tim Hortons live. 3) Place where snow may fall in the Summer. 4) Hella great place." - by A Canadian, 1900 likes View this post on Instagram American tariffs on Canadian aluminum & steel are unacceptable. As we have said, we will always stand up for our workers, and today we’re announcing retaliatory measures to this attack on our industry. Canada will impose tariffs against imports of steel, aluminum, and other products from the US – we are imposing dollar for dollar tariffs for every dollar levied against Canadians by the US. Americans remain our partners, friends, and allies. This is not about the American people. We have to believe that at some point their common sense will prevail. But we see no sign of that in this action today by the US administration. Click the link in my bio for details on the countermeasures we are taking. 🇨🇦 Les droits américains sur l’aluminium et l’acier canadiens sont inacceptables. Comme nous l’avons dit, nous allons toujours défendre nos travailleurs. Aujourd’hui, nous annonçons que nous prendrons des mesures de rétorsion en réponse à cette attaque contre notre industrie. Le Canada imposera des droits aux importations d’acier, d’aluminium et d’autres produits des États-Unis. Les Américains demeurent nos partenaires, nos amis et nos alliés. Le peuple américain ne fait pas l’objet de l’annonce d’aujourd’hui. Nous devons croire qu’éventuellement le bon sens triomphera. Mais malheureusement, les actions prises par le gouvernement américain ne semblent pas aller dans cette direction. Cliquez sur le lien dans ma bio pour obtenir des détails sur les contre-mesures que nous prenons. A post shared by Justin Trudeau (@justinpjtrudeau) on May 31, 2018 at 1:40pm PDT Justin Trudeau "He does have nice hair but is neither genius nor bastard enough to match Macdonald, King, Chrétien, or his father." - by Oil Can Harry, 131 likes "The newest, worst disaster to hit Canada." - by TheHonestCanadian, 53 likes Quebec "The French speaking part of Canada that the rest of Canada hates." - by Guns and God, 63 likes "Their ancestors were French from France, but they we're conquered in 1759 by England because France army sucked ass. People from Quebec are kinda patriotic and that's why they want to show who they are to the rest of Canada." - by Charlie, 1035 likes View this post on Instagram Tmrw is another chance. A post shared by champagnepapi (@champagnepapi) on Oct 17, 2018 at 4:25am PDT Drake "The end of rap. If you thought that lil wayne was bad, wait until you hear what this p*ssy is spitting. His raps are usually slow and are all about love, he doesn't even deserve the title rap, he's a POP piece of sh*t." - by sonofthepotatoe666WTF, 591 likes "Another Young Money garbage 'rapper'... Why is he popular? #1. his fan base is full of 12-14 yr old girls." - by alexx93, 1639 likes View this post on Instagram Thanks for poutine up with me 🙂 #steamysteve A post shared by Steamy Steve (@steamy.steves) on Jan 28, 2018 at 3:11pm PST Poutine "A Quebec (or French-Canadian) staple, a dish of homemade french fries topped with white cheddar cheese curds and beef gravy (wannabes and some americans have been known to serve this dish with any cheese and turkey gravy)." - by Discofunk, 822 likes "A dish originating in canada, which is possibly the only thing they have that will kill you." - by theanongame, 97 likes Eh "An interjection popular in Canadian speech. According to linguists, a "politeness marker." - by K.M. Mennie, 1038 likes "A word used to make someone agree with you, also many americans think canadians say it in every sentance while americans say it just as much as canadians." - by Anonymous, 326 likes View this post on Instagram GOODBYE CANADA 🇨🇦 Found out last week that I got accepted to a school in Australia and so I’m leaaaavingggg!! So so sooooo beyond excited to live with the kangaroos down undaaaa (they’re gunna hate me down there because I’m immediately going to fake an Aussie accent the second I land) I’m moving in November to start my MBA and I’ll be there for a few years so if anyone wants to come visit you’ll have somewhere to stay with lil ol me 🤗 #mybanff #capturethenorth A post shared by Lauren Bensadoun (@wanderinglauren_) on Aug 19, 2018 at 2:26pm PDT View this post on Instagram A post shared by Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) on Apr 8, 2018 at 8:22am PDT Justin Bieber "Disgrace to Canada. Annoying Fan: OMG, Canada's teen pop sensation, Justin Bieber is soooooo fucking sexy. Me: The music scene of Canada has lost all credibility." - by live in halifax? you know me!, 14488 likes "Proof that you don't need talent to become a singer" - by DiamondRio, 6075 likes View this post on Instagram 🍎💯 Congratulations to Mitch Marner on collecting his 100th career @nhl assist last night! #LeafsForever A post shared by Toronto Maple Leafs (@mapleleafs) on Oct 28, 2018 at 4:48pm PDT Toronto Maple Leafs "1) Toronto's NHL franchise. 3) A group of gritty, tough-as-nails men responsible for the anal penetration/spanking of 20 Ottawa Senators every year come playoff time." - by Janko, 1066 likes "Three words ... Nineteen Sixty Seven. "The Toronto Maple Leafs haven't won a cup since when?" "1967" "Wow, that's a long time ago" "No kidding". - by Hockey Fan, 381 likes View this post on Instagram Woke up early to catch this place before we flew back home from Canada 🏔 I know it’s a kinda played out spot with thousands of tourists, but I just had to check it out! #whpmirrorimage A post shared by Espen Hatleskog Viking Norway (@pilotviking) on Oct 20, 2018 at 6:30am PDT Alberta "The Texas of the North. Oil, cows, and redneck politicians? But cold? Must be Alberta." - by Echelon, 1794 likes "The Texas of Canada. Full of hard nosed blue collar conservatives that are rich in oil. The only province, territory, or state in North America that is so economically powerful it could be its own nation." - by Tokey41, 205 likes View this post on Instagram Yo soy means I am. Our @lululemonmx team brought their community together through an experiential museum that explored how we can understand who we are and who we want to be. How will you leave your mark? A post shared by lululemon (@lululemon) on May 12, 2018 at 5:35pm PDT Lululemon "Vancouver-based maker of the tightest pants on the face of the planet. Possibly has something to do with yoga. Definitely has something to do with horribly attractive girls with nice asses. These pants will ruin your concentration. The logo at the back is hypnotic." - by spookytooth, 580 likes "Skin tight workout clothes that women wear, no matter what shape or size. For some reason most woman think the pants are flattering." - by joceycakes, 141 likes NOW WATCH This Is How Potholes In Montreal Are Fixed & It's So Satisfying To Watch (VIDEO)
