Tinder can be a pretty scary place, especially for us women. In the world of modern dating Tinder is a great way to put yourself out there while still allowing a good distance from the person you're speaking too since the interactions are restricted to the app.

But even though these conversations are only made through the Tinder app, it doesn't mean we don't have some seriously excruciating exchanges that we'd probably rather forget happened altogether.

Since Tinder is so widely accepted and popular these days, you're bound to find just as many weird people on there as you would in the real world. So in the next few pages we'll go through the exchanges with hilarious responses, the totally creepy exchanges, the extremely gross exchanges, the super cringeworthy exchanges, and the downright awful exchanges happening on Tinder right now.


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What They Did

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I think we can all clearly tell what went wrong in this initial interaction. I'm not sure why guys on Tinder think it's acceptable to ask a total stranger for a bj over the internet, but they think they're doing something right I guess.


What You Should Do

The only thing we can do after reading this exchange is give this girl a fist pump and encourage her to keep doing her on Tinder. How was she supposed to know bj didn't stand for broken jaw right? That dude totally deserved that.


What They Did

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This guy's initial pickup line definitely wasn't the worst you could get on Tinder by far. But why would you really want to have an in depth discussion with some random person about your sex/dating life over the internet?


What You Should Do

This girl deserves a round of applause on this one. Not only was she probably totally honest about what her dating life is like, she did this in the most hilarious way possible. I'd honestly love to see if this guy tried to respond to that.


What They Did

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There was honestly nothing wrong with this guy's pickup line, in fact it was totally PG and acceptable. Maybe she was fed up with Tinder, wasn't really into the guy or just wanted to joke around with him.


What You Should Do

We see what you did there! This is pretty darn clever if you ask me. Not many people would think to say that to a simple 'What's up' message, but this girl did so she deserves a laugh.


What They Did

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I mean, it's pretty obvious why this message should never be sent to anyone online, ever. Nobody wants to talk about whether they like anal to a stranger on a dating app, nobody.


What You Should Do

At least this girl had a clever response lined up for him. I was not expecting this when reading this exchange but it's pretty genius and honestly hilarious. Anal does have two meanings guys, be specific!


What They Did

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Not sure what this dude was expecting to accomplish with his pickup line. Was he expecting her to send him some pics right away over Tinder? Yea, probably wasn't going to happen.


What You Should Do

Guys think they're the only ones that can ask for this over Tinder. Nope! This girl had a great response lined up for this dude to show him that she wouldn't send any pics for just anyone.


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What They Did

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I honestly have no idea what to say about this one. It's just incredibly creepy.. What was he talking about touching? Why was he referring to himself as daddy? These are the questions that will keep me up at night with this one.


What You Should Do

After receiving a message like this on Tinder, your first instinct would probably be to toss your phone to the other side of the room. There's some messages that are just the last straw on this site and I bet this was one of them.


What They Did

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Is it just me who's confused about why guys are into buying girls used panties? Like, this is actually a business that people run online. It's completely weird and definitely really creepy to be asking someone over Tinder.


What You Should Do

This girl was obviously just as confused as I am about what that dude was asking her. It's pretty gross so if you have to let out your anger, just toss some skinny pop at your phone and move on quick.


What They Did

via @tindernightmares

This line is just so weird. I had to reread it twice to be sure that I had actually read it right the first time. I honestly have no idea why this guy decided to say this to a random girl he matched with over Tinder.


What You Should Do

I think this message calls for some real clarification. Why was this guy asking this? What was he really even saying? But it's probably best to just let it go and never speak to them again.


What They Did

via @tindernightmares

Tinder is clearly filled with some very weird, and maybe even a little disturbed, guys. You never know when they're just joking around to mess with you or if they're completely serious. This is one of those instances.


What You Should Do

He probably wouldn't succeed at abducting someone he's only talking to over the internet, doesn't know the last name of, or where they live. So it's probably safe to say you won't be abducted, but best to unmatch to stay safe just in case.


What They Did

via @tindernightmares

This message started out okay, he was on the right track there. Then somewhere along the way he took a totally wrong turn into creepersville. We all like getting compliments from time to time but this one went a little too far.


What You Should Do

There's no good way to respond to this, unless you were kind of into it, which is okay. But I think a lot of women would not be super pleased about receiving this message.


For Extremely Gross Exchanges, Click "NEXT"


What They Did

via @tindernightmares

This message definitely came out of left field. Who even thinks of this kind of weird and gross 'would you rather'? If you want to succeed I'd avoid making her choose between two totally gross things in the first message.


What You Should Do

The real question after reading this message is simply, 'why'?? What exactly was this guy trying to accomplish with his gross would you rather game? I guess we'll never know!


What They Did

via @tindernightmares

This message is definitely gross but it's also kind of hilarious. If I received a message like this I would probably laugh but then be pretty grossed out afterwards.


What You Should Do

Have a good laugh at this one and then roll your eyes and move on. There's nothing good that can come of this exchange if it continues. But at least this guy was willing to go into anaphylactic shock for you, right?


What They Did

via @tindernightmares

This guy honestly seems like he's 12 years old by this message. He's trying to get this girl to come and show him and his other 12 year old buddy her boobs, how immature can you get?


What You Should Do

What can you really say in response to this? No I don't want to satisfy your 12 year old's fantasy? Probably best to just get up and walk away from this one before you tell him off.


What They Did

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I am honestly speechless after reading this message. It's just so completely weird but gross at the same time. This dude must be joking around, at least I hope that he is.


What You Should Do

I think we all had the exact face of Britney Spears in this Gif after reading this message, just utterly confused. There's probably no good way to respond to this kind of message, unless you're into getting wild with a 6 pack of easy mac.


What They Did

via @tindernightmares

I almost didn't include this one just because it's so weird and gross. But it's probably good to get a real and honest look into the world of Tinder and this is it, unfortunately.


What You Should Do

It was almost like this guy was trying to give her a compliment, yet he went very, very wrong. This message is definitely not cute and shouldn't ever be repeated to anyone else.


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What They Did

via @tindernightmares

I mean, I think it's pretty obvious at this point where this guy went completely and utterly wrong. No one wants to hear about your bulge so just keep that to yourself please.


What You Should Do

At least this girl had a pretty good response to this weirdo. You really can't expect to get away with speaking to someone that grossly without getting a sassy remark back, so good for her.


What They Did

via @tindernightmares

It's like this guy thought about asking her out to a movie at the very end of the message as an afterthought because it really doesn't fit into the whole message. He almost had a cute date idea with the sushi and a movie but he really blew it with the rest.


What You Should Do

Even if the idea of the sushi and a movie date was generally a good one, there's no way she's going to have a good reaction to that message as a whole. It's just so cringeworthy to read.


What They Did

via @tindernightmares

Honestly, all of that first message was completely cringeworthy. I guess if that's the only thing you're looking for on Tinder, being honest and straight up might not be the worst plan. But it's a little crude and uncalled for.


What You Should Do

The girl's response to this message is what really got me laughing. Something tells me that this guy actually considered her offer.. he probably didn't accept it though. Too bad!


What They Did

via @tindernightmares

This is just so gross and terrible! Why would you ever message that to someone? I just don't get it. I'm also not sure what kind of response he wanted to get in return on this one.


What You Should Do

This girl's response was definitely honest and exactly what should have been said to this dude. It's best to just make a hard pass on this guy, maybe even unmatch him completely so he can never message you again.


What They Did

via @tindernightmares

Clearly this dude thought he was being really clever and hilarious with this message. Not sure why though because this "joke" was definitely not funny whatsoever.


What You Should Do

The best thing to do in this situation is roll your eyes and move on because guys like this that think these kinds of jokes are funny aren't people you really want to continue talking to.


For Downright Awful Exchanges, Click "NEXT"


What They Did

via @tindernightmares

I agree with this girl's response when she said she was not expecting that. Who knew that he was really just trying to say something creepy by asking her what her spirit animal was? Not me!


What You Should Do

There's nothing else you can do after this weird exchange than just walk away and maybe jump on an airplane and never come back. I don't know, just an idea.


What They Did

via @tindernightmares

Well, this exchange obviously escalated pretty quickly. It went from talking about ice cream to talking about 'butt sex' in 5 seconds flat. I don't understand what Tinder guy's fascination with 'butt stuff' is in all these exchanges.


What You Should Do

This girl was able to shut that down pretty quickly but we all know this was the face she was making right after she received that message. I think we all made that same face after reading that exchange as well.


What They Did

via @tindernightmares

This message is both gross and confusing all in one. How do you even masturbate in a pool of butter? Won't that make a mess? This whole thing is confusing but I definitely don't want to know more.


What You Should Do

Just follow Micheal from The Office's lead and make a break for it as fast as possible. There's nothing good that can come from inquiring more about the situation.


What They Did

via @tindernightmares

Well, at least he tried right? You can't really blame a guy for copy and pasting a pickup line occasionally. But at least check if you changed the name. That's just a rule you should always follow.


What You Should Do

If this happens, just put down Tinder and treat yourself to some cheese fries because sometimes that's easier than dealing with situations like this.


What They Did

via @tindernightmares

This guy probably tried his best pickup line on her, but alas it didn't work. Then he tried to come back and keep the conversation alive a week later by asking her about her relationship with her dad. Yeah, that won't end well.


What You Should Do

It's definitely an interesting tactic. But if the girl hasn't answered you in over a week, chances are there's no way to rectify the situation. You blew it with the creepy pickup line dude!


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