When we get caught in our own thoughts when we're walking alone, we get a lot of startling revelations. I do, in fact, spend too much of my tuition money on Tim Horton's bagels and yes, I am too unfit to walk up the UC stairs.\nCarleton's a big school. There's a lot rushing through our heads when we're trying to walk past people in the tunnels or when we're online shopping during a lecture in the Minto Centre. Here's some of the thoughts you probably have when walking through its halls (and tunnels).\n1. Oh it's the University Centre stairs again. *ties up shoelaces and stretches*\n2. I suppose I could take the elevator.\n3. Or go to the gym.\n4. Maybe I can get a bagel at the first floor Timmies first.\n5. How much of my OSAP money do I have left though?\n6. Bagel it is.\n7. It's November. I'll take the tunnels to class so I don't freeze to death and die.\n8. Why is it so warm in here. Is that the ceiling dripping?\n9. I wonder what the people who painted the art on the tunnel walls are doing now.\n10. *Beep* Oh, a tunnel taxi.\n11. It probably would have been faster to walk to class outside.\n12. But I could have froze to death and died too, so.\n13. Maybe I should have gotten another bagel at Timmies.\n14. Does CU Wireless even exist?\n15. *Shows up to the lecture* I guess I'll just open up my laptop and see what's happening on Facebook.\n16. *Lecture ends* Solid Facebook session and I did some online shopping too.\n17. I'll head to the bus I guess. Which involves going outside again. Help.\n18. It's 5:25. Why am I even attempting to get on the bus.\n19. Maybe if I stand at the edge of the sidewalk I'll be able to get in the bus first.\n20. Why do all these people have to be here.\n21. We need a new plague.\n22. Oh, there's an Out of Service bus pulling up. *Anxiously waits to see what number it is*\n23. Nope, it's still out of service and it's driving away.\n24. Bye.\n25. I'm gonna go check the times and look busy.\n26. Oh, shit, it's a 111.\n27. Why are you driving past me. I was perfectly aligned on the sidewalk to get in the bus.\n28. K, people calm down. The bus isn't going anywhere. But seriously move too.\n29. I want a seat. Please.\n30. *Enters the bus and looks around for seats* There's the seats at the front, but do I want to risk it?\n31. *Beep beep beep* Nope a baby in a stroller is coming in. You're not even old enough to study here.\n32. Well, at least I actually got on the bus.\n33. *Takes 3 hours and 40 stop signs to actually leave the campus.