9 Types Of Girls You'll Definitely Meet At Ottawa Bars
Girls will be girls.
All girls have such different personalities, that it's impossible to put them all into one category. However, put alcohol into the mix and we all seem to be best friends. No matter what, you usually end up telling a random girl how pretty she is in a club bathroom at 2 in the morning. It's easy for girls to distinguish other girls and their personalities right off of the bat, but for guys it's a little (a lot) more difficult. A girl can give you all of the signs, yet still not be interested.
If you're looking to meet your dream girl out at a bar, good luck with that. It seems like the bar scene gets to us girls, and makes us into different people than who we are on a Monday at 2 in the afternoon. Completely different, yet that bar girl still lives inside of all of us. Whether you're a happy drunk, sloppy drunk or an angry drunk, if you're at a bar these are the first impressions people get.
So I've tried to narrow it down to the most common drunk personalities and which bars to avoid or go to if you're looking for that kind of soulmate. This is no way to tell if you like someone, but these quirky drunk traits can definitely pull you in. You can find where to find your best male suitor in this post, ladies. Obviously not every girl fits into these exact categories, but if you've browsed the bars in the ByWard Market enough, you know where your crowd lies. So here are 9 types of girls you'll definitely meet at Ottawa Bars.
1. The girl who is crying the entire night.
Whether she's crying about her shitty boyfriend or that last tequila shot got to her, you can find her friends surrounding her in the bathroom telling her how amazing she is no matter what the problem is. She'll most likely fall asleep at some point in the bar and forget that last night even happened. Oh, and she'll definitely get back with her boyfriend the next day.
Bars you can find her at: Heart & Crown, The Whiskey Bar
2. The girl who insists her and her friends are just having a girls night.
No, she doesn't want you to buy her and her friends a drink. They're boycotting the idea of boys tonight since one of her girls just got their heart broken this week. They pre-drank with sangria (obvi), posted a hot passive aggressive Instagram pic and now they're all pretending to have a really good time.
Bars you can find her at: JunXion Public House, El Furniture Warehouse
3. The shy girl who doesn't want to be there at all.
You can spot her from a mile away. The one who was forced out by her friends when she would rather be watching murder documentaries at home on a Friday night. She smiles every once and a while when she's not on her phone and is constantly rolling her eyes at her friends dumb choices. The resting bitch face is real in this situation.
Bars you can find her at: Pub 101, Patty Bolands, Heart & Crown
4. The ultimate party girl.
You creep her on Instagram all the time and it seems like she's always at a bar/club. Not a bad thing, you actually wonder how she seems to never get hangovers. She's not a club promoter, but may as well be. She's friends with everyone and never has to buy her own drinks.
Bars you can find her at: All and any, but mostly Crazy Horse, JunXion Public House, The Great Canadian Cabin, Green Room, etc.
5. The girl who makes out with everybody.
You have no idea who this girl is, but you catch her swapping spit with lots of guys in a short period of time. She's clearly hammered and you also have no idea where her friends are at. Did she come alone? We will never know.
Bars you can find them at: Tequila Jacks, of course
6. The one who becomes friends with everybody.
You can find her making up with her enemies, while using the most irritating baby voice ever. She goes around telling people how much she loves them, hugging everyone and then making plans for next week that will never happen. Her friends are used to it by now so they won't be surprised when she talks shit about the same people the morning after.
Bars you can find her at: Crazy Horse, Heart & Crown, Patty Bolands
7. The one who lives for the music.
This girl isn't your average girl, or that's what she'll tell you. She would never be caught in a bar that plays pop music or country music, she needs diversity and deep rooted music. She needs to be with people who understand 'true' music, and live music speaks to her. She dances to the music like nobody is watching, and frankly, she doesn't want you to watch her. She's doing it for herself.
Bars you can find her at: Babylon, Zaphod Beeblebrox
8. The one who takes selfies everywhere.
At the pre-drink, walking into the club, waiting in line, then all throughout the night. You can count on her to capture every part of the night and even though it can be annoying, no one is mad about it. Everyone assumes she just started going out to bars because of all the pictures she takes, but she just loves memories. Add her on Instagram and you'll probably see that the pictures hardly get any likes, but that's okay because she definitely doesn't do it for the gram.
Bars you can find her at: El Furniture Warehouse, JunXion Public House, The Great Canadian Cabin
9. The one who always needs to have a heart to heart.
She always needs to pull her friend outside whether it's hot or cold to spill all of her dirty secrets and anxieties. It usually happens after way drinking way too much, and she tells her friend stuff she probably shouldn't. She has a dedicated friend who is attached to her hip, and they can be spotted outside of the bar smoking even though they would never smoke if they were sober. The heart to heart ends with a long hug and a long speech about how glad they are that they're friends.
Bars you can find her at: The Whiskey Bar, Green Room, Pub 101
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