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1.  Being paid to party.

If you have heard of "p2p" before now, congrats on your symmetrical face.


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2.  Access to the Thompson Hotel rooftop.

Trying to get on the roof of the Thompson is like trying to get into North Korea.


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3. Being a Toronto basic.

You can't judge her Jays game selfies because you can't judge fleek-ness.


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4.  Scoring good numbers on the bull at Rock N' Horse.

No, it's not your hidden talent, the mechanical bull operator is just a perv.


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5. Getting on the TTC before people get off.

This goes against the #1 rule of common courtesy in Toronto...but when you're hot and you know it, you wait for NOBODY.


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6.  Hopping on the Blue Jays' Bandwagon.

If you look hot in a baseball cap, nobody will know you borrowed it from a friend.


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7.  Bypassing the line at EFS.

It says nothing on their website about needing to be a model with a Kardashian's wardrobe to get in...but it's a generally known thing.


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8. Unlimited free boat rides.

Feel like being on a yacht today?  Hang out at a Toronto Islands beach for like two seconds.


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9.  Making boys break the bank for your drinks.

Dollar drink nights don't exist in Toronto...he'll be paying at least $7 for that Corona.


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10.  Easily finding a job that pays well.

Promotional modelling in Toronto pays between $15-$30 an hour.  Requirements? Be pretty.

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