People from around the world, especially Americans tend to make fun of Canadians for the things we say and do, but if anything we're completely normal and they are out of the loop.

For a nice laugh, let's take a look at 18 phrases a Canadian will never say and what our response to an American would be if they criticize us for our references:

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1. Can I have a Bloody Mary?

We have Caesars that are 10000000 times better because Clamato is bomb. How about a meal on a Caesar?

2. A-boot.

We just don't say it like that.

3. I'm not sorry.

Most Canadians are very kind and apologetic.

4. Eh?

Ok, maybe sometimes.

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5. Do you have change for a 1$ bill?

Because unlike the U.S, we have loonies.

6. Ew gravy and cheese.

Poutines are bomb, stop lying.

7. I can't afford to go to the doctor right now.

Thank the lord health care is free.

8. What's a double-double?

2 sugars/2 milks or cream duh.

9. Can I get a case of beer?

Because we refer to them as two-fours.

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10. Where's the bathroom?

Let's be honest here, most of us call them "washrooms."

11. "Zed" for the letter Z.

It's zee.

12. Maple syrup is too sweet.

Maple syrup is life.

13. Let's go sledding.

We go tobogganing.

14. I want Crispy Cream or Dunkin' Doughnuts.

No thank you because Tim Horton's is the best.

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15. I didn't have to pay for shipping.

Because we always have to pay for online shipping.

16. The proper spelling is color.

No, it's COLOUR.

17. There's nothing to do during the winter.

Who you kidding? So many fun activities!

18. I can't make it to work/school because of the weather.

We don't have snow days.

19. My money is wet.

Because we have plastic bills yo!

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