Basic or not, your name can say a lot about the type of person you are. For example, every hypothetical douchebag out there is always referred to as Chad and every hypothetical princess is always Becky. Nobody has ever told a story about how nerdy Chad started a charity, and how shy Becky likes to stay in on Friday nights.\nSidenote: If your name is Becky or Chad you're probably great, you just have a bad rep.\nBefore you start reading, I feel the need to establish that this article is a joke. No, not all Lindsays care too much about brunch, and not all Saras are psychopaths (except in my case, because wtf am I doing with my life?????). Regardless, before you DM me highlighting how offensive I have been, please just remember that I didn't base my description on you, it was probably just based on some girl I drunkenly met in a bar bathroom and decided she was my best friend for the next 20 mins.\nAnyways! Enjoy, and keep doing you.\nAmanda\nConstantly asks the bartender "What's the cheapest shot???".\nAmber\nEnjoys taking provocative progress pictures and posting them on her fitspo Instagram.\nAmy\nSpends a lot of time creeping people she doesn't have on her friends list on Facebook.\nAnn\nOne time got bangs and instantly regretted it.\nAshley\nConvinced that by drinking copious amounts of vodka sodas, she is still making a healthy decision while at the bar.\nBailey\nHas an obsession with dry shampoo and makes a mean grilled cheese.\nBecca\nHas been talking to the same Tinder guy for like a year but refuses to meet him in person.\nBeth\nHad a weird phase with some very tragic hair extensions, but you never told her because she was too nice.\nBrittany\nBoss ass bitch that will probably become a CEO.\nCharlotte\nGets more emotional about seeing a cute dog than having problems in her own personal relationships.\nClaire\nProbably won't read this article because she is busy AF.\nChristina\nHated her high school job at a grocery store and is overly nice to everyone because of it.\nCassie\nArtsy in the best way possible and fears her Visa bill.\nChelsea\nKind of a bitch, but also somewhat iconic.\nCourtney\nWifey material, will have a ring by the time she is 24.\nDanny\nNewly vegan and overly proud of it.\nDenise\nYou probably have a cousin named Denise and she is likely your second favourite out of all of them.\nEmily\nActual nutcase (especially when drunk), and will completely understand all your hangover food cravings.\nEmilie\nOne of those people that get 100% on every exam she "didn't" study for.\nEmma\nReally enjoyed the quote"live, laugh, love" in 2008.\nErin\nAlways has a good boyfriend that everyone loves.\nFiona\nThe most iconic character on Degrassi, also makes tasty/trustworthy mix drinks.\nGillian\nThinks certain memes are a lot funnier than they actually are, but we put up with her.\nHailey\nQueen of Tinder and #1 in our hearts.\nHannah\nPuts off doing laundry for so long that she will wear dirty socks multiple times.\nHeidi\nSomewhat uptight, but can be fixed with half a bottle of wine.\nHolly\nWay too perky for real life.\nIsabell\nThe girl who is completely unphased when she loses all of her friends at a Music festival.\nJessica\nFunnier than you expected, and will kill you if you try and borrow her clothing.\nJenifer\n100% Evil.\nJaclyn\nGreat hair, but is still very humble about it.\nKate\nSocial butterfly, will dance like a dad at a house party if provoked.\nKatie\nSassier than you thought, but you're obsessed with it.\nKatherine\nBatshit crazy, in kind of a good way.\nKaleigh\nReally enjoys her hometown bar, maybe too much\nKenzie\nStraightened her hair too much in grade 11 and has regretted it ever since.\nKelly\nHas a good handle on this whole "adulting" thing.\nKim\nYour mom's favourite out of all of your friends.\nKristin\nUsed to be a hot mess in high school but has recently become super successful (strange).\nKylie\nAlways the short girl.\nKristina\nAlways has the most appropriate gif ready for all group chat situations.\nLily\nLikes all the music you have never heard of.\nLindsay\nCares too much about brunch and is unintentionally funny.\nLinsey\nHates the taste of all alcohol but pretends to enjoy Rosé.\nLaura\nA bit of a mess, but always seems to make the right career moves.\nLauren\nMajor girl crush material.\nMarissa\nNerdy and embraces it, sometimes too much.\nMaddie\nPosts Snapchat stories on Facebook that usually make you cringe.\nMel\nNever has her phone charged, and always insists on using your phone for Google maps.\nMeagan\nMost underrated person alive, this girl will always have your back.\nMeaghan\nMakes a wild road trip playlist.\nMichelle\n~!* "I'm a total bro... lol! _*$~~\nNicole\nMakes her friends take way to many pictures of her looking at the ground before heading to the bar, but still ends up with a flasless photo.\nOlivia\nOther people get personally offended if you shit talk about Olivia.\nPaige\nLoves dad jokes, will be your fun plus one for last minute events.\nPatricia\nThe mom of the group.\nRebecca\nSomewhat insane, but you find her Snapchats more interesting than the average person.\nSara\nPsychopath.\nSarah\nVegan Psychopath.\nSabrina\nWould bail you out of jail and then probably take you out to brunch.\nSamantha\nGreat girl, but will always ask how many calories something has (annoying).\nStephanie\nIs that person that is "always cold".\nStefanie\nWill make you cry your winged liner off from laughter.\nTaylor\nCares too much about tacos.\nTiffany\nVery chill, also has the nicest clothing out of all your friends.\nVal\nIn PR, and emails you too often.\nVictoria\nWhen you first met you hated her, but then realized she's a way better person than you will ever be.\nVivian\nMade everyone start calling her "Viv" in grade 7 but it never really stuck.\nWendy\nHates her parents for naming her wendy. UGH.\nWhitney\nHas a mean drunk voice.