Drinking Habits According To Your Horoscope
Why are these peeps drunk?
Everyone knows that daily horoscopes are full of sh*t and there is no truth behind them at all. However, I do think each sign by nature has its own characteristics and tendencies, and perhaps we can relate them when it comes to drinking.
Are you a funny, embarrassing or sloppy drunk? Maybe it has something to do with the mannerism your zodiac sign has under the influence. Does your sign bring out the best or worst of you? Let's explore the variety of drinking habits your horoscope sign may posses:
Capricorns are able to handle any given situation, that is why you're guaranteed a good time drinking with them. Expect a fun night, filled with sh*ts and giggles because Capricorns will not let drama get in their way. They don't care who they're with, where they are or why they're drinking - they just want to get drunk and make the best out of their night.
They are the best drinking buddies because they're fun and trustworthy. If you end up getting too f*cked up, a Capricorn will take care of you even if you're puking on them.
Bar choice: Wildflower
Be prepared for a bumpy ride when you're drinking with an Aquarius. They are very unpredictable and tend to have a sudden change in personality when they're intoxicated . One moment you'll be taking shots at the bar and having a great time, but god forbid anyone pisses them off because they'll flip sh*t. Aquarians are silly drinks and may end up creating Snapchat worthy moments.
Aquarius love to party and are joyful drunks. They can get a bit rowdy and crazy sometimes but you are guaranteed an adventurous night with this sign.
This sign should be very careful when it comes to drinking because they have very addictive personalities.
Bar choice: EFS
Pisces drink booze like they're living in water, so they might be hard to keep up with. They go with the flow and don't make plans ahead of time, consequently this may lead to an unexpected drunk night.
By nature they are very sensitive and loyal, therefore they will go out of their way to help a friend, even if they're hammered. They also can become very emotional, so keep your fingers crossed they won't see their ex at the bar.
Bar choice: F-Stop
Aries are very spontaneous and have a daring personality. They are full of energy, especially when it comes to a night of drinking. They are very social and will talk to everyone they see. Aries have an outgoing personality and they will never be the downer drunk during a night out.
If you're ever in a bad mood and need someone to go out with, you can depend on an Aries to cheer you up! They'll introduce you to new people and get you to forget about your problems.
Bar choice: Early Mercy
A Taurus will make the perfect wingman because of their loyalty. They are also very independent, therefore they will continue their night even if they're left alone. However, you should be careful when a Taurus gets drunk because they are very stubborn.
You'll have a crazy fun night with a Taurus just keep in mind, if a fight occurs suddenly, it won't end well because they are temperamental by nature.
Bar choice: Eveleigh
Geminis love being social and meeting new people. They are always ready to have fun and after a couple of rounds they will gladly talk to strangers. However, by nature their sign represents two different personalities, thus they can be very indecisive. Make sure to set plans before you're drinking with a gemini.
They can get sloppy drunk, consequently saying and doing things they'll regret the next morning. He or she will most likely drunk text their ex. Geminis get bored of partying at one place, and they'll most likely be the person who disappears in the middle of the night.
Bar choice: The Citizen
As soon as a Cancer has one drink, they won't stop. They are sure to be the life of the party, but there's only one problem - once they're drunk, they are very emotional. They'll discuss all their problems and you'll end up being a psychologist for the night.
If a Cancer is feeling down, avoid going out because there will be countless tears and a lot of anger. Cancers are also very good care givers, so if you end up being the waste case, can trust a Cancer to take care of you.
Bar choice: Cube
Leos love to be the center of attention and a leader, similar to their natural role as a lion. They love to dance, drink get wild and talk talk talk. Leos are very chatty people, hence once the liquor hits the system they have no filter.
You'll be getting bottles and sitting in a VIP booth with a Leo because they know all the cool people. They're always at the right place at the right time when it comes to partying because they love to be in the limelight.
Bar choice: Lost & Found
Virgos are the socially awkward drinkers because they keep to themselves. They'll have a glass of wine here and there but they hardly drink. Virgo's would rather have a classy night out as in oppose to getting sh*tfaced. No one overanalyzes like a Virgo because they are perfectionists by nature. Therefore, if a Virgo gets really drunk and things don't go their way - all hell breaks loose.
Since Virgos barely get drunk, they make the best of their nights out. You're guaranteed a fun time that will end with a great story to tell. They are also very reliable, as a result if you get arrested for being intoxicated in public they will come to the rescue.
Bar choice: Buonanotte
Party is here! Libras will always have a good time when they're drinking, which makes them pretty much the best person to get hammered with. A Libra is naturally a flirt; with an attitude like that, he or she will definitely score you free drinks at the bar. They can adapt to every single environment because they love to party and socialize with people.
Get ready for plenty of shots and a crazy time. They're always down to drink and party, whether it's during the day or night, at a bar or a house party. You can count on a Libra to have plenty of fun and they will most likely be the one to save you from a heated argument at the bar.
Bar choice: The Addison’s Residence
Scorpios make great drinking buddies because they'll always say yes to getting drunk. Don't bother trying to stop a Scorpio from drinking because they won't yield. After a couple of shots they will speak their mind, make sarcastic comments and voice their opinion.
However, a Scorpio will never be that friend who cries a river when they're drunk. They'll be chatty but at the same time, Scorpios can keep their emotions to themselves and won't embarrass you at the bar.
Bar Choice: The Hoxton
Sagittarius tends to be curious, therefore they will always attend the exclusive parties in Toronto. You'll have a blast drinking with this sign but after a couple of drinks they may be a bit too honest (possibly can hurt your feelings.) Sagittarius are very generous people and they will buy you drinks all night long.
They'll get wild and can be a little bit obnoxious, but Sagittarius will keep you great company no matter where you go. Their confidence will catch everyone's eye and you'll have a great wingman by your side for the entire night.
Bar choice: The Fifth Social Club