You Can Get Wine With A Side Of Toilet Paper When You Order From This Colorado Restaurant
We will have the chicken and two rolls of TP please.
The grocery store used to be where we went to get all our daily necessities, but now this Denver restaurant has become a one-stop-shop for all things. Noble Riot's in Colorado has a new to-go menu that offers food, wine,... and toilet paper. Why make several stops to stock up when you only need to make one?
The popular wine bar slash restaurant recently created a new to-go menu that lets you pick up their popular meals, while also adding a few extras in there. You can buy a roll of toilet paper for only $4 and avoid the crowds at your local grocery joint.
Noble Riot recently changed their name to Noble Fry-It in homage to their new to-go menu.
It features everything from sandwiches and fried chicken to meat and cheese boards. They are also selling bottles of, so you can pair your meal with the perfect vino.
The restaurant has given its delectables a fun twist, with items like the "How many times can I walk my dog" sandwich and a "pay what you can/ pay it forward" soup selection.
Further down on the list, you will find a $4 toilet paper option. Don't believe us? Check out their menu for yourself. They are limiting three rolls per person, so you might as well stock up while you're there.
Their epic meat and cheese boards are the perfect option for a night inTiger King on Netflix and make sure you pair it with one of their suggested bottles of wine.
The restaurant is open Tuesday to Thursday, 4 p.m. - 11 p.m., Friday 4 p.m. - midnight, and on Saturday from 2 p.m. - midnight.
You canover the phone, then swing down to grab your goodies (toilet paper included). They offer curbside pickup, perfect for a quick stop.
What is better than getting the three things you need the most at one location, minus the lines?
You can get food, boozy treats, and toilet paper, which is as good as gold right now, all from this local favorite.
Get ready for the ultimate night in with this fully loaded to-go order.
Address: 1336 27th St., Denver, CO
Why You Need To Go: You can grab a roll (or 3) of toilet paper with your to-go order to save you having to brave the grocery store crowds.