I don't know about you guys, but when I logged onto Facebook this morning and found out about Nicki Minaj and Eminem's rumoured relationship, I was seriously confused. With all these weird couples springing up I'm starting to think that there's no way we'e not living in a simulation.
While these two have both made some great music in their day, something about their dynamic seems so odd. They're probably the last two people I would ever picture dating, but hey, love is love!
I know I'm not the only one who's shook by this news, and a lot of people have gone on Twitter to share their seriously savage, super hilarious opinions:
Nicki Minaj is dating Eminem???? We love a publicity stunt— ✨Ricky Ticky Tan✨ (@Remdelarem) May 25, 2018
NICKI MINAJ MAKING HER first Public appearance with her boyfriend Eminem pic.twitter.com/I8exwbnfTR— DON’T blame me Is the best song on Reputation (@WANEGBT_stan) May 25, 2018
Elon Musk and Grimes were just foreshadowing to the truest bizarre couple: Eminem and Nicki Minaj— g (@yung401k) May 25, 2018
So when Eminem rapped "Nicki Minaj I wanna stick my Penis in your anus" he really meant it! https://t.co/kGJeRP7ffE— Soham (@CurryMerchant) May 25, 2018
Me: ***sees why Eminem is trending**— June 19th (@WillFromWakanda) May 25, 2018
"Nicki Minaj and EMINEM???! A COUPLE?? NO WAY!"
Nicki Minaj: **her verse on Barbie Tingz**
"I, I, I, I-I, I-I, I (okay)
I'm still fly, just bagged a white guy (okay)"
nicki minaj and eminem’s baby name would be stanaconda— Jill Krajewski (@JillKrajewski) May 25, 2018
To be honest, I'm still not entirely sure if Nicki and Eminem are trolling quite yet. Part of me hopes that they are, but an even bigger part of me hopes that they aren't, because it's pretty f*cking hilarious.