In a hole in Houston, there lived a hobbit cafe. Not a nasty, dirty, unappetizing cafe with nothing in it to sit down on or to eat. It is the Hobbit Cafe in Houston, and that means comfort.

Concerning the food, Hobbit Cafe first opened their doors in 1972, so you can be sure they know food and booze as well as they know their Lord of The Rings.

With Hobbits eating six meals a day, you can imagine that they've got the craft down. The Hobbit Cafe offers the tastiest meals from sandwiches to burgers to second breakfast options. Here are just some of the goodies they offer.

  • The Heavyweight Balrog
  • Chili Cheese Burger
  • The Gandolf Sandwich 
  • The Frodo Sandwich
  • Hobbit Wrap
  • Gingerbread Pancakes

If you're trying to drag out family and friends who aren't big fans of The Lord of The Rings like you, tempting them with this stacked guacamole sandwich should do the trick. 

And of course, lots of wine, smoothies, and brunchy booze are offered here. There are 15 draft beers that rotate in and out, so you're always in for a treat. Paraphernalia inspired by the beloved books and movies cover the cafe—transporting you straight to into J. R. R. Tolkien's mythical world.

The incredible brunch here is raved about. With a giant, stunning patio, the cafe draws in Hobbit-lovers of all sorts. 

Be on the lookout on their social media pages for their Lord of The Rings watch parties where you can feast and mead with the ones who understand you the best.

We can't promise that you'll ever leave this magical cafe. And if you do, you will not be the same once you leave.

Hobbit Cafe

Price:  💸 💸

Address: 2243 Richmond Ave., Houston, TX 77098

Why you should go: To have the perfect Lord of The Rings themed brunch of your dreams with Merry, Pippin, Sam, and Frodo.

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