Let’s face it, Toronto girls are the best. If you’re a Toronto girl, you already know you’re a hot commodity. If you’re lucky enough to date one of us, then you better not fuck it up and if you’ve yet to experience the one-of-a-kind phenomenon that is the Toronto girl, then frankly, you’re missing out.
Dating us is not only a privilege, but also a huge asset. They say that behind every successful man is his woman, but what they really meant was “behind every successful man is a Toronto girl". But what exactly can a Toronto babe do for you?
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1. She will make you better in bed.
Toronto girls are assertive and know what we like. And trust me, if you’re doing it wrong, we’ll tell you. Learn from your mistakes and hone your skills. We like to think that practice makes perfect.
2. She will educate you.
Who do you think Drake was talking about when he said “I like my women book and street smart” ? Sweethearts from the six, duh. Toronto girls are smart as heck. How could we not be? With endless universities and colleges all over the city and surrounding areas, we’re not just a pretty face. Toronto girls will challenge you intellectually on any subjects. Art? Fuck ya, we went to Basquiat’s exhibit at the AGO. Movies? We’ve been to TIFF more times than Tarantino. Date a Toronto girl and you might just learn something.
3. She will evolve your tastes.
“Toronto girl” is basically synonymous with “foodie”. So sure we might embarrass you by taking too many photos of our food, but the pay off is worth it. She’ll take you from eating McDoubles at McDicks to dining on asian fusion at Lee Restaurant. Next thing you know, you can tell the difference between a Malbec and a Merlot, as well as know for a fact that the best Oysters are from PEI. You’re welcome.
4. She will make you more confident.
Toronto babes carry themselves with confidence. Whether that’s in the workplace, in the bedroom or just walking down King St. during a night out. Men, you can go about this in two ways: either you are threatened by this self-assurance and try to dim her light, in which case Toronto girls just aren't for you and we suggest to look elsewhere. Or you can let her confidence rub off on you and allow you both to be better versions of yourself. Plus, it’s hard not to get a bit of an ego boost with a Toronto girl on our arm.
5. She will upgrade your style.
You bet your ass a Toronto girl always looks good! No matter what her style, to a TO lady the streets of the city are her own personal runway. And as her favourite accessory, she’ll no doubt make sure you look equally as awesome.
6. She will make you a harder worker.
As previously mentioned, Toronto girls know what we want. We don’t “want no mediocre”, so if you want to date us, stepping up your game is a must. Now, that’s not to say you have to be a Bay Street exec to get lucky (although, that helps), but half-assing the relationship, as well as life in general, will get you nowhere. We will push you to be better at everything you do and support you 100% of the way.
7. She will teach you how to party.
Her bar tab is higher than her heels on a night out in the city. Actually, there's a pretty good chance you first met her when she was throwing back tequila shots at EFS and you couldn't help but stare. Our ability to drink copious amounts of alcohol, in combination with still keeping it together and being the life of the party, is one reason everyone loves Toronto girls so much. Hang with us and your tolerance is sure to go up.
8. She will make you fall in love...with her and Toronto.
The most important thing Toronto girls can do for you is bring out a new side of the city. Being in love is awesome, being in love with a Toronto girl is even better. She will have you looking at the world with rose-coloured glasses and even the rude TTC commuters will seem a bit more friendly to you. Toronto girls are exciting and adventurous, with an energetic spirit that is sure to set your life on fire in the best way possible. So go ahead, fall in love with one of us, you won't regret it.