This Is Every Canadian Province's Top Weirdest Porn Search For 2017

Ontario spent the most time watching porn, with more than 4500 hours of screentime.

Porn is everywhere on the Internet, and just like cat videos and memes, it's hard to not come across it or hear about it every time you go online.

Millions of people around the world watch billions of porn videos each year - 91,980,225,000 in 2016 to be exact - and Canadians aren't immune to watching people bump uglies, either.

In fact, we watch a lot of it, and the stuff we watch is weird. Really weird.

According to the number crunchers over at popular porn site Brazzers, Canadians have been searching some truly bizarre shit in 2017. From "food truck" being a popular search in Manitoba to "hicks" in Saskatchewan and "clown bang" in Newfoundland, it's pretty clear that Canadians have been getting off on some eclectic things.

Via brazzers

Thankfully, Brazzers has broken down our freakish fetishes by province.

In Ontario, residents have a thing for grandmas, emos, credit cards (what?), the Amish, coaches, robbers and hipsters. 

Manitoba likes to get off to food trucks and sandal porn (again, what?), while New Brunswick likes dentists, Nova Scotia likes milking. Saskatchewan whacks off to lactating women, and Newfoundland likes pregnant porn stars and clown bangs.

British Columbians tend to search for more classic terms like mom lesbians and Asian nannies. While Quebec takes top spot for patriotic porn searches. They like "French booties" covered in syrup.

But Brazzers didn't stop there. In more information you didn't think you needed to know until now, the smut site dove a little deeper to uncover some other interesting titilation trends in 2017.

Via Brazzers

The rest of the country - that is, Prince Edward Island, Nunavut, Yukon, Northwest Territories and Alberta - had close to no bizarre searches this year. 

Of course, that didn't stop the rest of the country from getting a bit weird every now and then. Ontario was crowned top spot as the province that spent the most time on Brazzers.com this year, clocking up more than 4500 hours of screentime. 

And in Quebec, people are seven times more likely to search for "syrup" than any other Canadian.

Congratulations, Canada. We've gotten off to some pretty weird shit this year.

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Jennifer Browne A Gemini who doesn’t believe in Astrology. World Traveller. Photography and word enthusiast. I like to spend my time creating content, eating ice cream and re-watching Game of Thrones episodes. Never met a piece of pizza I didn’t like. Follow me on Instagram @jenbrwne