For all the indecisive people of the world, deciding where to go for dinner, let alone figuring out what to order once you get there, can be an absolute nightmare. Fortunately, if you believe in astrology there could be a solution. There are now McDonald's Canada orders based on your zodiac sign and they're hilarious.
In a new tweet to celebrate Scorpio season, which is from October 23 to November 22, McDonald's Canada released a list detailing what you should order from their menu, based on what your zodiac sign is. They tweeted, "This Scorpio season we're stinging you with some definitive McD's orders based on your sign. Are the stars aligned?"
They then proceeded to provide a very specific McDonald's order for every single zodiac sign. Supposedly, each order is supposed to perfectly align with your personality, as per your zodiac traits, but the science on how they determined the orders is unknown. Either way, some of them are straight-up hilarious.
For example, if you are an Aries you should be ordering a Junior Chicken with extra lettuce. Meanwhile, someone who is a Gemini should instead go for a Quarter Pounder with Cheese and a Lil' Gem RMHC Cookie.
♋ Cancer: Cheeseburger, no cheese (no, not a hamburger) ♌ Leo: Blueberry Pomegranate Real Fruit Smoothie ♍ Virgo:… https://t.co/KfMjG0U9vq— McDonald's 🇨🇦💜 (@McDonald's 🇨🇦💜)1571844858.0
♑ Capricorn: Big Mac and an M&M’s McFlurry ♒ Aquarius: Big Breakfast with an extra Hash Brown ♓ Pisces: Large Fries… https://t.co/2BGs0zeuqd— McDonald's 🇨🇦💜 (@McDonald's 🇨🇦💜)1571844874.0
Among the funnier suggestions, McDonald's Canada says Virgos should be ordering 10-piece Chicken McNuggets with all the sauces and Cancers should be getting a "Cheeseburger, no cheese (no, not a hamburger)."
Have you ever had a dream that you were laying in a bed of fries? Or studying for a fry-nal exam? Share your dreams… https://t.co/fOv2g74j9o— McDonald's 🇨🇦💜 (@McDonald's 🇨🇦💜)1562957719.0
The first three words you find is your next McD's order. Reply with your meal! 🅈 🅁 🅁 🅄 🄻 🄵 🄲 🄼 🄺 🄱 🄸 🄶 🄼 🄰 🄲 🄲 🄱… https://t.co/uE388o5h8c— McDonald's 🇨🇦💜 (@McDonald's 🇨🇦💜)1569421236.0
We had this really good photo of a Big Mac but we accidentally deleted it. So we're going to describe it instead. (a thread)— McDonald's 🇨🇦💜 (@McDonald's 🇨🇦💜)1568991640.0
RT this McNugget for good luck. ✨ _______________ / \ /… https://t.co/Oyaf13KjYJ— McDonald's 🇨🇦💜 (@McDonald's 🇨🇦💜)1570123052.0
This latest Twitter campaign isn't the only time McDonald's Canada has stepped out of the box online. In the past few months, they have interrupted their typical advertising posts to include random word searches, a lengthy description of a Big Mac with no pictures, interpretations of your dreams, and a good luck McNugget, just to name a few.
While we have no idea what's going on with McDonald's Canada's social media accounts lately, we're not mad at it!
On top of the zodiac inspired orders, today McDonald's is offering free fries in every Canadian province except Quebec to celebrate the Raptors getting 12 3-pointers last night. Since you need a $1 purchase to get the fries, this new horoscope based list could definitely help!