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On Donald Trump's last day in office, he is expected to spend the day issuing around 100 pardons or commutations, but it is not yet known who will be receiving them.

Now fans of the hit Netflix documentary Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness are theorizing the "King" himself, Joe Exotic may be on the president's list.

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"This years gonna be my year!" 

"Okay I'll totally start being less negative, starting this school year it's happening." 

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It was one year ago, and I was a rookie in the spray tan business with a dream of being tone tan fit and ready for my ~rad~ summer adventures. So I booked my first spray tan, stripped down to nothing except a hair net and made small talk with a complete stranger spraying orange mist on me. (How exciting!!!!)

Halfway through the tan I realized I probably shouldn't have chosen the shade "medium" as it was a pretty stark contrast for my winter coated pasty a$$ complexion. Combine the already George Hamilton/Orange Kardashian vibe I was giving off with the fact I walked home in the rain and you can tell I was polar opposite of my California girl dream. The worst part is the tan kept getting darker for 8 hours, and my sister convinced me to go out in public that night for dinner. Needless to say, the waiter's reaction to my lacklustre aesthetic confirmed my fears; I fucked up.

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