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Let's first get this straight: Ottawa may be the last city in the world where you'll get punched. Even if you do, we'll just be apologizing days on end 'cause we'd feel so bad. We love a lot of things, like you, even if we haven't met you yet. But like everybody, we got our little ticks.

Ottawa is the laid back forgotten middle child of its brother and sister cities, Toronto and Montreal. It's quaint and, like all middle children, it has a lot of unseen potential. It's a big small town of one million and you're always bound to meet somebody who knows you on the street. We're all here to welcome you.

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Just because Toronto may be known as one of the nicest cities in the world doesn't mean Torontonians don't have human flaws (I know, I know; hard to believe with these looks). Some of those human flaws include pet peeves that may or may not motivate us to resort to our more animalistic side and ditch the brain for brawn. We've adapted our travelling, eating and work out regimes throughout the years to get by in this city. That means there's a certain way and manner that comes with being a decent human being in the 6ix. Long story short: Do these things in Toronto and your bruise will shine bright like a diamond!

PSA: Don't actually punch anyone. One, it's rude. Two, why should you bruise your hand model worthy knuckles for some assholes comment?

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