satire

Fvckboy. Fuccboi. Fuckboy. Whatever you wanna call it.

What is a fvckboy? In the simplest terms, the soggy bread of humans.

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Nickelback will always hold a special place in the hearts of Canadians. With their collection of '00s-era hits like "Photograph" and "How You Remind Me." Hailing from Alberta, this rocking quartet broke onto the popular rock scene in 2001 (boy am I getting old) with their third album Silver Side Up. However, in recent years these Albertan rockers have drawn the ire of nearly every sane music fan and have become a symbol of ridicule. Whether Chad Kroeger's having rocks thrown at him during a concert, which is in fact the first thing Google suggests when typing "rocks thrown at", or their simple churning out of terrible music, people around the world love to hate this group.

There is one thing however that music fans seem to dismiss, or simply ignore, which is that Nickelback can create a MEAN standing promotional pic. If you go ahead and do a quick Google search of Nickelback you will be blessed with the greatest array of plain, awkward, and, most of all, baffling depictions of four grown-men just standing around. Luckily, you don't actually have to do this as I've already done the honour, and I now present to you the 10 most memorable Nickelback photoshoots.

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Remember the good old days when you just wanted to kick back with some YTV and enjoy your childhood innocence, but were instead flung into that inferno of hell-bent momproganda a.k.a. CONCERNED CHILDREN’S ADVERTISERS?

For those of you lucky enough to have suppressed these memories, CCA was a Toronto based non-profit founded in 1989 that produced PSAs whose subtlety ranked somewhere between Marilyn Manson and the Blitzkrieg. Ranging from bizarre, to horrifying, to just plain stupid, they’re a fair reminder that it wasn’t your parent’s divorce that messed you up as a kid - it was YTVs public service announcements.

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