Think of all the places you wish you could break into if you knew you wouldn’t get caught. A bank, maybe your ex’s house to smash up their stuff, perhaps a jewellery store?
Now, where’s the last place on earth you’d logically want to break into? Probably a police station because that would be really dumb, right?
Well, it seemed like a good idea to one man from Ontario who actually tried to.
At around 1 AM this morning, Roger Marchand, 42, of Stratford allegedly tried to bust his way into police headquarters in London, Ontario.
It was his last stop on a night of damaging property apparently, as he was spotted earlier breaking the window of a nearby store and hitting the door of another store allegedly.
After that, he went where anyone out for a night of fun breaking things should avoid at all costs, police headquarters.
Police say he hit their glass exit door on the north side of the building with a bicycle chain, eventually breaking the door and trying to enter the building.
Unfortunately for him, the cops were predictably waiting for him.
He refused to drop the bike chain when asked, so the police resorted to tasering him.
He’s now facing 3 charges: break and enter with intent, possession of a weapon, and mischief under $5,000.
The damage he caused is estimated around $3,000.
Usually, police have to chase criminals around, it must be weird for them to have one come right to the door.
Source: London Police