Things All Vancouverites Want To Know About But Are Too Embarrassed To Ask

(Asking for a friend)
Things All Vancouverites Want To Know About But Are Too Embarrassed To Ask

We've all been there. You want to ask someone something but you don't exactly know what their reaction will be so you choose the anonymity of "oh, I'm just asking for a friend."

SEE ALSO: 99 Problems With Vancouver

Vancouver is v chill but there are some things that will even make a local raise their brow at you.

So be honest, Vancouver, how many of the things listed below were you actually "asking for a friend"?

1. Where can I rent a tandem bike in the city? (Asking for a friend)

2. Is there such thing as an umbrella repair shop? (Asking for a friend)

3. How much is too much sushi? (Asking for a friend)

4. Is exclusively owning black lululemon leggings a faux pas?  (Asking for a friend)

5. Can I do the Sun Run without paying for it? (Asking for a friend)

6. Is it weird to say 'thank you' when getting off the Skytrain? (Asking for a friend)

7. There's a cat cafe but like what if you're a dog person? (Asking for a friend)

8. Is it kosher to roller blade topless on the seawall? (Asking for a friend)

9. If you just stay on the Aqua Bus do you have to double pay? (Asking for a friend)

10. Who knows where to buy crampons? (Asking for a friend)

11. How do you casually walk onto a movie set? (Asking for a friend)

12. And low key get discovered by the director? (Asking for the same friend)

13. How many "first class free" yoga studios are there in the city? (Asking for a friend)

14. Where can I buy rain boots in bulk? (Asking for a friend)

15. Is it cool to bring tupperwear to Kyo's All-You-Can-Eat? (Asking for a friend)

16. Is there anything I can buy in Gastown that costs under $20? (Asking for a friend)

17. How do I order a frappuccino in East Van without getting severely judged. (Asking for a friend)

18. Does anyone else go into a full blown panic when they see a Canucks player at Urban Fare? (Asking for a friend)

19. Does everyone carry 3 pairs of socks in their purse on a rainy day?  (Asking for a friend)

20. Is it safe to buy a toque from the East Van flea?  (Asking for a friend)

21. Is it okay to punch someone who shakes their umbrella off at you?  (Asking for....okay fine, me.)

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