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Happy "Friday Jr." — Andrew from Narcity here. ☕

Off The Top: If the headlines about the rapid growth of artificial intelligence technology have you fretting a robot takeover, rest assured that the tech isn't that advanced yet. I recently asked the generative text tool ChatGPT for its 25 best Canada-themed pickup lines and if you actually tried to use some of these on a real person, you'd end up in the ER or in prison.

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Good morning — Andrew from Narcity here. ☕

Off The Top: The dating app Hinge recently spat out the perfect match for one of its users: her own brother. On one hand, sure, they could probably bond over their similar upbringings. On the other hand, they share the same DNA. Tough decision.

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Happy "Friday Jr." — Andrew from Narcity here. ☕

Off The Top: The internet is praising a man for bailing on a job interview. The man apparently was left to wait for 35 minutes without any acknowledgement or explanation from the prospective employer. Buddy, if you can't appreciate the art of wasting time, perhaps big business just isn't for you.

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Happy Hump Day — Andrew from Narcity here. ☕

Off The Top: Canadian pop star Grimes says her daughter with Tesla founder Elon Musk will no longer be called Exa Dark Sideræl (no, that's not a typo). Instead, Grimes says the young tot will be called "Y," "Why" or simply "?" — definitive proof that our society learned nothing from the works of Abbott and Costello.

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Good morning — Andrew from Narcity here. ☕

Off The Top: With U.S. President Joe Biden's visit to Ottawa, all eyes turned to the intense geopolitical ramifications that could arise from... what the Canadian government would serve the dignitaries to eat. Food critics were unenthused by the "Cancon" menu, with basically every item being an aggressive nod to local cuisine — save for a much-derided "white bean hummus."

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