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A Coffee Alarm Clock Actually Exists & You Won't Believe How Much It Costs

It looks like something out of a mad science lab.

Senior Editor, Studio

Narcity may receive a small commission if you purchase something we recommend in this article, which was created by the Commerce team. Items are in stock and prices are confirmed at the time of publishing, but they can change at any time.

I always dreamed of being rich – like, Batman rich – and having a coffee maker/alarm clock hybrid at my disposal. How cool would it be to have a fresh brew ready for you as soon as you open your eyes in the morning? One day I just googled it and it turns out it actually exists!

Java lovers in Canada can buy their own coffee alarm clock, although it'll cost a pretty penny. The Black Barisieur Tea & Coffee Machine is $565 at SSENSE. That's essentially the cost of 173 medium coffees from your local cafe.

The machine was designed by Joy Resolve in the U.K. and comes in white or matte black, which looks incredibly stylish. It has an integrated alarm clock AND milk fridge if you prefer your morning brew with a little bit of soy or skim.

It's not your average coffee machine, that's for sure. It looks more like a mad science lab, but if that's the vibe you're going for in your home, this will be a perfect fit.

Black Barisieur Tea & Coffee Machine

SSENSE

Price: $565

Details: If you're obsessed with coffee and feel like splurging on a super handy machine, you can buy this coffee alarm clock (in white or black) that can be plugged in or can run on batteries if the power's out. Think of it as your personal bedside barista.

$565 On SSENSE

  • Natalia Buia was a Senior Editor for Narcity Media's Studio in Toronto, Ontario. Always on the hunt for the best bargain, she has written commerce content for other publications including HuffPost Canada. When she's not working, Natalia can be found watching true-crime documentaries and eating potato chips.

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