You Can Get An Entire Free Pizza In Exchange For Your Soul In Toronto Right Now

You must redeem your soul from one of the seven deadly sins.🍕
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We're all guilty of something, but this Toronto restaurant is offering up redemption for your sins with a side of free pizza.

Storm Crow Manor is celebrating the launch of their new patio and delivery concept, Church of Pizza, with free pies.

There's a catch, though — redemption.

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What do you need to redeem, you ask? Only your immortal soul. Storm Crow Manor

Redemption of your soul will cost you $3 and you get to choose from which of the seven deadly sins you want to be redeemed.

The redemption comes in the form of "a real, actual, physical golden scroll of absolution which will be delivered to you with your delicious pie."

"The medieval Church did it first, but we're doing it better," says the restaurant.

The offer is on Uber Eats, from Monday to Thursday beginning on November 23. Twenty-five pizzas will be available each day.

Canadian icon Colin Mochrie apparently called the pizza "amazing" this weekend, and we don't dare argue with Colin Mochrie.

You can also get your golden scroll of absolution with your pizza if you dine on their heated patio.

  • Abby Neufeld was a writer at Narcity Canada. She received her Bachelor of Arts in English and Professional Communications at the University of Victoria. Her past work has been published in The Toronto Star, Bitch Media, Canadian Dimension, This Magazine, and more. In 2019, Abby co-founded The New Twenties, an environmentally-focused literary and arts magazine.

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