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Summary

This Naughty Waffle Shop In Florida Is Selling Customers Their 'Wet Dream' On A Stick

Dessert never tasted so good. 😳

A phallic-shaped waffle. Right: Two waffles shaped like genitals.

A phallic-shaped waffle. Right: Two waffles shaped like genitals.

Florida Associate Editor

There's a dessert shop in Miami, Florida, that is truly one of a kind. It's serving a delicious treat in a rather unusual shape.

X-rated waffles are the main cuisine at Wet Dreams, and customers can't get enough of them! The fun treat might make people around town do a double-take as you eat this meal on a stick that resembles human private parts.

Yeah, they went there, and the restaurant paid attention to all of the dirty details.

You can pick which waffle is to your liking, then you choose a dipping sauce, and you can top it with some sprinkles, cookie crumbles, crushed nuts, and more.

The dipping sauce is placed in quite a suggestive manner, especially when using the white chocolate drizzle. This is one dessert that might just make you blush.

If you don't want an exciting dessert item, they also have ice cream flavors to choose from that you can put in your cup.

They also have drink items under the "Don't Choke On It" tab on their menu. It's a small range, but you can choose a frappuccino, La Croix, or bottled water... though, it's probably not a common occurrence that many customers only come for the refreshments.

The shop is located right on South Beach, and for a Miami dessert shop, it's pretty affordable.

Whether you choose to order the "peacock" or maybe even the "tulip", the fluffy hot waffle is what some customers might say is 'worth every bite.'

Wet Dreams Miami

Price: 💸

Cuisine: Waffles and ice cream

Address: 214 Española Way Miami Beach, FL

Why You Need To Go: The perfect spot for dirty minds and dessert lovers... we'll let you decide the rest. 😉

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  • Associate Editor

    Jenna Kelley (she/her) was the Associate Editor for Florida at Narcity Media, where she oversaw all of the editorial content across the Sunshine State. She started her career in broadcast media as a television news reporter for three years. In 2020, Jenna won a Georgia Association of Broadcasters (GABBY) award for Best Online Produced Story. She's covered live concerts, reported at the Masters Tournament, and interviewed state senators during election season. Prior to working at Narcity Media, she made her way home to Florida and launched a copywriting business. Jenna received her B.A. in English with a minor in Communications at Florida State University. She has over five years of experience from print and digital media to radio and television.

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