This $400K Mini-Mansion In Newfoundland Has Great Views & You'd Get To Live In Dildo
Imagine getting to live in one of the most infamously-named cities in the entire country. There's one Newfoundland house for sale that gives you that opportunity. It's a lovely home with scenic views, and on top of that, it's located right in the heart of Dildo.
The house at 10 Dora Bessies Lane in the aforementioned Dildo is a gorgeous family home, offering three bedrooms and three bathrooms, as well as a generous 2956 square feet of living space.
The exterior features some really great architecture, including a lovely tower and an impressive rotunda-like front porch.
The main floor has the real draw of the house: panoramic windows offering views of Trinity Bay. You can walk out onto a beautiful deck from either the kitchen or the living room.
The spacious eat-in kitchen features lovely cabinetry as well as a central island. Numerous windows are included to let in lots of natural light.
There's also a den and potential office space, as well as a laundry area included.
On the upper level are the home's bedrooms, including a truly impressive master. It features a spacious sitting area with three windows, as well as a walk-in closet and a spa-inspired en-suite (that also overlooks the water).
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The house also has a room above the garage with a lot of potential. It could be used as a workout room, art studio, or any other sort of utility space.
The home's other features include a two-car garage and a walk out basement.
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However, the real selling point of this house is where you get to live: fabulous Dildo, the humble Canadian city whose hilarious name caught the attention of Jimmy Kimmel.
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If you can control your giggling any time you're providing your address or talking about where your new house is, then this might just be the perfect home for you.
10 Dora Bessies Lane, Dildo, Newfoundland
Price: $399,900
Description: Not only is this a lovely, spacious house, but it also happens to be located in scenic Dildo!