Winnipeg Satire Page Is Begging Locals To Stop Making 'Sexually Suggestive' Snow People

This is an abomination.
Winnipeg Satire Page Is Begging Locals To Stop Making 'Sexually Suggestive' Snow People
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There's a snow scandal happening in Manitoba right now involving some especially naughty Winnipeg snow sculptures. 

The City of Winnipeg Complaints Department is a satirical Facebook page that has issued a handful of joke warnings regarding "sexually suggestive snow sculptures" popping up around the city. 

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While a couple of the photos show snow people in erotic positions, one appears to just be a giant... icicle on someone's car. 

In the most recent post, the page wrote "PLEASE STOP MAKING SEXUALLY SUGGESTIVE SNOW SCULPTURES AT CITY HALL!! WE HAVE CAMERA FOOTAGE OF THE PERSONS INVOLVED AND POLICE WILL BE INVESTIGATING!!" 

In another post, they noted that dozens of sculptures like these have been dismantled by city crews. 

"The City of Winnipeg would like to remind residents to please stop creating sexually suggestive snow people. Especially around schools!!" the satire page begged. 

In one of the recent posts, they even asked locals for information on an individual caught in security footage after "erecting" a snow sculpture on top of a city worker's car. 

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