6 Spots In Miami To Get Massive Boozy Drinks Before Kicking Off Your Weekend

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You look like you can use a drink. Luckily, South Florida knows how to do it big, and is filled with spots serving up giant drinks in Miami to add to your bar crawl list. You can order any of these massive concoctions for some solo sipping this weekend or share it with a friend or two if you're feeling generous.

When it comes to unwinding, you'd be hard press to find another city that knows how to throw caution to the wind and have an epic night out on the town with a cocktail in hand. From boozy milkshakes to adult slushies, you can supersize your drink to erase last week's trials and tribulations.

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No one will blame you if you turn a quick pitstop into a day-long event as these beverages are bigger than your head. Don't worry about filling up before you hit the streets as these eateries also serve up mouthwatering bites.

Whether you plan on chugging or in it for the long haul, these ginormous drinks are worth making a stop.

Go on now; you deserve it.

Fat Tuesday South Beach

Price: 💸

Address: 918 Ocean Dr, Miami Beach, FL

Why You Need To Go: No matter the day or weather, an adult slushie is a perfect kick-off to any weekend shenanigans.

Spazio

Price: 💸💸

Address: 239 S. Ft. Lauderdale Beach Blvd., Ft. Lauderdale, FL

Why You Need To Go: If you're trying to let loose at brunch with the gang or pregaming for the weekend, it's never too early for a boozy cocktail at this quaint, Italian restaurant. 

Tsukuro

Price: 💸💸

Address: 225 S. Ft. Lauderdale Beach Blvd., Ft. Lauderdale, FL

Why You Need To Go: Whether you're Team Frozen or Team On The Rocks, you can't go wrong with this giant margarita that will have you cruising to the afterparty.

El Dorado 305

Price: 💸💸💸

Address: 1060 Ocean Drive Miami, FL

Why You Need To Go: With two types of mega-sized drinks for you and your squad to share, you'll be making "pour decisions" at this lively Mexican spot.

BRGR STOP

Price: 💸

Address: 1930 E. Sunrise Blvd., Fort Lauderdale, FL

Why You Need To Go: Ice cream and booze are a match made in heaven. So it's no wonder BRGR STOP is the one-stop-shop for those looking to let loose while satisfying their sweet tooth.

Bowlero

Price: 💸💸

Address: Dolphin Mall 11401 NW 12th St, Miami, FL

Why You Need To Go: You and your closet pals can enjoy a night of bowling with massive drinks and eats at this laid-back bowling alley in South Florida.

Here's to easy sipping this summer.

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  • Dominique Stewart is a creative based in Miami and a former associate editor for Narcity. She is an accomplished long-form journalist, editor, and designer with nine years of experience. Upon receiving her Bachelor’s degree in Magazine Media from Ball State University, she has gone on to write and edit for several news and culture outlets, including Brooklyn Magazine, The Tempest, and the New Times Broward-Palm Beach. She reported at the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi before things got tenser between the U.S. and Russia. Dominique is the managing editor for a women’s health magazine called Sidepiece Magazine that she helped found.

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