I went to the largest nude beach in Canada — Here are 10 things you need to know about it
Wreck Beach isn't just Vancouver's worst-kept secret — it's also Canada's largest clothing-optional beach.
Tucked below the cliffs at UBC, it's a wild mix of spiritual naturists, stoned drum circle guys, and fully clothed high school seniors who were not sure if there's a bouncer at the bottom of the stairs scanning IDs (spoiler alert: there's not).
And yet? It's also the chillest, most judgement-free place in the entire city.
So if you can't afford a plane ticket to Europe, but are craving that free-spirited, pretending-to-work-from-home, kind of freedom Here are 10 things you need to know before heading to Wreck Beach.
You'll have to earn it (400+ steps down, and back up).
Getting to Wreck is a journey — and I'm not just talking about the parking Hunger Games. (Pro Tip: cab or bus on a sunny summer day unless you want to circle UBC seven times while screaming into your iced coffee.)
On your way down, you will glide through a forest trail so lush, you won't even notice the hundreds of steps you just pranced down. At the bottom, you'll think to yourself, this isn't that bad!
But my friend, what goes down... must crawl back up.
By the end of the day, once you've been beaten down by the sun and chewed up and spit out by the Pacific Ocean, you and your crinkled and frizzy saltwater-drenched hair will have to slog your way back up to the top. It's giving Frodo and Sam mid-Twin Towers, walking barefoot in the hills of Emyn Muil.
Bad news? If you're anything like me, you will be Gollum crawling on your hands and knees.
Believe it or not, some people go just for the stairs. They run them. Multiple times.Then cool off with a dip in the ocean — it's like nature's all-inclusive Equinox membership!
No dogs are allowed March through September (which honestly makes sense)
This one is self explanatory.
It's clothing-optional, not a nudity competition
Hear me out: Wreck Beach is kind of like a car crash.
You want to avert your eyes out of respect... but sometimes you just can't look away.
Yes, mentally prepare yourself to see some things you can't unsee. But also? Leave your body dysmorphia and gym rat judgment at home. This isn't a fitness expo — it's an Adam and Eve human soup.
And you? You don't have to do anything you don't wanna do. No one's pulling a TSA strip search on you at the bottom. If you wanna keep your swimsuit on, keep it on. Wear a sweatsuit if you want — there really are no hard and fast rules — just slow and saggy ones.
Honestly, the appeal of Wreck Beach is mostly just being able to say you went.
If you're a little more modest, you'll probably have an initial shock at seeing a buffet of bare butt. But, I promise, after 15 minutes, you'll get used to it. You'll be so desensitized that you will probably forget there was a time when people were ever even clothed on beaches.
It's more relaxed than risqué.
Avoid the stairs zone
This one's key! If you plan to go topless or full on '70s Playboy, don't post up near the stairs.
It's creeper central.
You'll get weirdos who pop in, linger just long enough to get an eyeful, then slink back up the steps to return to the computer room in mother's basement from whence they came.
Why? Because if they actually joined the crowd, the local beach rats would absolutely call them out. So they lurk on the outskirts, pretending to be lost or looking for their "buddy Jake."
Just because you don't see them doesn't mean they don't see you.
Maybe that doesn't bother you. But if it does? Head south (turn right at the bottom of the stairs) toward Tower Beach. The farther you go, the more peaceful — and more respectful — the vibe gets.
Let the voyeurs stick to Reddit. You deserve your nudity without an audience.
There's a lawless-ness to it
I'm not saying there are drugs but... there are drugs.
Vendors wander the beach selling snacks, smokes, joints, edibles, mystery mushrooms, and ice-cold drinks straight out of a cooler.
There will be sex happening somewhere
Wreck isn't a swingers' beach — it's a swingers-optional beach. Kidding!
People do hook up, usually in more remote areas. If that weirds you out, I get it. Maybe you're just more of a Locarno Beach kind of person. That's cool. I also love a SpongeBob popsicle from a snack shack run by teenagers in matching visors.
There will also be yoga. Naked yoga.
Wreck is a place where downward dog isn't just welcome — it's encouraged.
Some people are fully nude, some aren't. But mostly, they are.
The thing is, nobody cares, and that's the best part. If you're into yoga? Bring a mat. If you're not, enjoy the front-row show of inner peace and public displays of flexibility.
It's Boomer paradise
There are plenty of older regulars who've been coming to Wreck since the '70s. They're sun-leather, serene, and probably going to The Naam.
It's actually the nicest beach in Vancouver
This is saying something, because Vancouver knows how to waterfront.
Wreck isn't just a novelty because it's remote. It's stunning. Soft sand, swimmable water, epic sunsets, and zero condos killing the vibe. That's rare, because if there's one thing Vancouver developers love, it's cramming a 200-square-foot studio into every spare inch of land and charging $2,500 a month for it.
But Wreck? Wreck is hallowed ground. One of the last places they can't take paradise and put up a parking lot.
The only real rule — no photos, no phones, no creeping
This isn't the place to film your hot girl walk or snag a new Hinge thirst trap in your trunks.
Taking photos here isn't just tacky — it's a massive violation of trust. The regulars? They will call you out, loudly and without hesitation.
Leave your phone in your bag and treat Wreck like one big communal sauna — no camera, no creeping, no weird vibes.
Honestly? Of all the parts on display (pun fully intended), this part (the no-phones, no-pretending, fully present part) is the best.
It's like stepping into a pre-social media time warp. No filters, no feeds. Just you and a bunch of naked people you'll run into one day at Whole Foods and think: "Where do I know that guy from?".
The views expressed in this Opinion article are the author’s own and do not necessarily reflect the views of Narcity Media.
